[Madrox] I was looking for some shoes, and some brand new shorts And took a minute to relax, with some snacks in the food court I was half way finished, with my value meal When I spotted this little cutie, with some sex appeal I winked at her, she gave me a look like I'm a booger I thought "Bitch, I'd rather spend my money on a hooker" Then a bright idea, ran across my mind If I could swipe a manikin, I'd have a freak all the time No listening to her lip, no putting up with her shit No having her act a fool, the way them bitches get So I hid in the clothes rack, at "Frederick's of Hollywood" And waited until they closed, and it was all good I snatched this little fine ass, strawberry blonde With her ass jutted out, with nothin' but some sale panties on Alarms rang out, I ran to the ride And stuffed my new, lifeless sex friend, quickly inside
[Chorus x2] I love a manikin, should I be panicking I don't know what's happening, but I love her I'm taking her home
[Violent J] I went to this little traveling, carnival deal Nothing but a few games, a ferris wheel Haunted house, bumper cars, and a wax museum I went through it once, I'll never be the same She was waxy, sexy, smooth, and scratchable Hourglass titties, and ass was unmatchable I waited for us to be alone, and I kissed her Licked her wax neck, and started caressing her She don't get old, rosy red and pretty I'm sneaking her out of here, and taking her with me To my trailer in the woods, I laid her down gently I bent her arm upwards, accidentally I took a box cutter and I made an incision I carved out a little hole in her, for the neden It hit it, then I set her toes on fire And cried, watching her slowly expire
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[Monoxide] Everyday I see her, when I'm riding to work Look in the window, just a little shirt and short skirt Her eyes follow me, whereever I go And she's always in some brand new clothes, and a new pose Banging ass, and not a wrinkle to be found With a face like a doll, and she never makes a sound I bet she likes to talk, when she gets fucked But then she'd probably never shut the fuck up, with my luck She always seems so happy when I'm around And if it wasn't for this window, we'd be fucking on the ground I wanna take her ass home for keeps, she never sleeps I don't even think I seen her off her feet Tonight's the night, that I'ma get her I can't even take it anymore, when I see her, I start to shiver Lip quiver, with the butterfly stomach Leave the truck going, I'ma just grab her and start running
[Chorus]
[Break (x2, Once during the chorus)] Wanna touch her She's in my dreams Wanna hold her, kiss her I'm taking her home She's not real But I feel like I need her in my arms tonight, wrong or right I'm taking her home
