Joke ya mind...
Joker jumping joker sing
Joke ya mind...
Wicked clown is in the house

Wake up in my golden bed
Wicked thoughts inside my head
Step outside and glide away
Nothing's wicked here today

I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can jump across the land
Wind up in the emerald sand
Swing the jewels of endless time
Take it all cuz it's mine

Pour a bowl of chocolate soup
Serve it with the fruit loop
This is my world I am king
Joker sing, joker sing

Joke ya mind...
Joker jumping joker sing
Joke ya mind...
Wicked clown is in the house

I can fall in love like that
In my world she loves me back
If I chose, I chose alone
Freak is gone, boys is on
Cuz the homies watch your back
Life is over like that
Once it's done, it's done, it's dead
Ticky-tocky-ticky-dead

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I'm violent j
I breathe toxic fumes and throw my lungs up
All over your brand new patton leather penny loafers you fuck!

I'm 2 dope
I got sick ass sewer sluts stuck in my throat
And I live in a big pipe on sog island
So stop by and have a bowl of rust
You fucking bitch-ass faggot!
Faggot, you bitch-ass faggot

I'm in a southwest detroit del ray
Inner city ghetto street gang
I got people who want me dead
But everytime they run up on me
I get scared
And my skull explodes
All over those motherfuckers

Sometimes I get hungry, man
But there ain't nothing in the box
But a brick sandwich
So I start hurting that motherfucker
And I chew on that bitch
Till my jaw breaks
Which don't fade me
Cuz I'm a hoodlum
And I don't exist to you fucks
You fucks
You green grass fucks

Fuck me and I'll fuck you fucker
We coming, motherfucker
We coming to getcha
Coming to getcha
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Carnival of carnage (26x)
Yo, and now for your enjoyment
Please welcome
The ic-motherfucking-p...

(backwards talking and laughter in background)

First I was born young and healthy
I told my mother one day I'd be wealthy
Can't forget my first day at school
Got stabbed in the head with a pencil, but it's cool
Get my education
A job and a family, a good reputation
And what about grade two? 
Got shot in the neck and the bullet went straight
Through
But I'm packing a textbook
Don't fuck with me cuz I'm going to grade three
Thank God it's lunch in a minute
Bit into my hot dog with a razor blade in it
And it cut my tongue off
But I know how to multiply so what's up, boss
Finally had to step out
I dropped out of school when they ripped my neck
Out
Who knows where the road led? 
Seen a man with a briefcase and no head
So I'm like fuck that
Show me a quarter and an ounce of crack
And I'm straighter than a fucking lightpost
I sold a lot of crack but I bought the most
Now I'm a basehead down on my luck
Roaming the streets and got hit by a mack truck
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Filled your head with lead cuz I want you
Dead...
Girlie girlie bitch tou fucking freaky bitch
I knowing what you think, you think your shit
Don't stink
Take you out to dine and dine and wine and
Dine
I tell you you look fine, then we fuck till I break
Your spine
Bitchy bitchy hoe, we fucking on the floor
We fucking in the bed then I'll shoot you in
Your head
You never make me cry, before that bitch you
Die
Wicked clown sadistic sadistic psycholistic
I do like nate the mack and club ya in the back

I'm not like other guys I'm quick to blacken your
Eyes
Tommy son take off your coat I'll make you feel
At home
Then take out my billy club and go upside your
Dome
Bitchy bitchy hoe, you fucking freaky hoe
You have a can of mace I'll shoot you in your
Face
I grab you by the neck and rip that shit out
Don't think that I'd hit ya but I'd punch and
Stomp and kick ya
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Ghetto freak show...
It's three o'clock in the morning and you're sleeping
Wicked clowns in the moonlight creeping
Slide through your window under your bed
Crawl in through your ear, eat your head
Bumping into bones cuz I need light
Tip-toeing down through your windpipe
Climbing down your spine was the fun part
Looky looky and I think I see your fucking heart
Uh huh so I'm stabbing like it ain't nothing
Wicked clown cut his way out your belly button
I'm like a vulture waiting in a dark place
Swooping down and I'm picking at your dead face
I'm sick but you don't know the whole deal
No one ever loved me and they never will
Bitch, I take you out on a blind date
But then they find you dead under a wooden crate
Rapped in a bag deep in the woods
Cause my mother always said I was no good
Locked me in a closet, fed me dog shit
Well, I'm out now, so motherfucker watch it
The insanity's grip will never let go
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Oh, you'll never guess what's up
My mucking head blew up
My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak threw his yard
To find the fothermucker
And he's gotta pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back
I'll never be one to boast
But there's my tongue hanging off the lightpost
Cuz my head exploded
And my brains unloaded
All over this beautiful city
Teeth and bones to the nitty gritty
There's my eyeball stuck to the wall
Right next to my splattered jaw
I don't dig this game
Chasing my brains all through the sewer drains
My head's all over the block
Cuz I done went lunatick-tock tick-tock
Come on, dawg, what's wrong with my head? 
It blew apart but I still ain't dead
I get no respect
I got nothing but guts hanging off my neck
But I'll still chilling
Even with my blood and guts all over the ceiling
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Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me
(background: why don't you get a job, man? )
Oh no, here they come, man
Stop it, man, stop it, man
I can't fucking take it, hahahahah
Come on, man haha haha
There's no ouhahahat
Showed up at your high school prom
With an axe in my motherfucking palm
And I jumped out the first date swinging
Necks and backs went flinging and a toe
I went psychopathic
Choping throats with a hatchet
Cuz they try to get me
So I took a head with me
Ran down the hall butt-naked
If you gotta life I'm a take, huh
Cuz I got it going on
And I broke to the female john (aaah!)
Motherfuckers think I'm sick
You ever seen a bitch take a shit, fuck dat
A lot of dookie-ass beef
Cuz female shittin' is news to me
Climbed up the fire escape
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Stop the bus, violent j comes out
Barrels to your chest
And blow your lungs out
Motherfuck a fucking hick
I'll kick you in the mouth, swell your fucking lips up
You swallow them teeth when I do
And me and my boys will run a train on your felma lip
Then break her fucking back
Goddamn bigots ain't all that
So I'm a cut your brain out
Reach in and pull your spine out
Welcome to the carnival show
You're invited, you and your bitch flo
And the wicked clowns gonna jeck
Cut your lights off and if you crawl back
Don't step to the city folk
Bitch, that's how you got your titties broke
So get back on your ardvark
Don't let me see a bigot coming through clark park
Cut his neck with my good blade
Thirty-four years old, still in the third grade
Yes, speaking on others
Look at your hootnannyass motherfucker
And your billy bitch hey
Fuck both ya and your rebel flag
Fuck your rebel flag (8x)
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Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme

Aw shit, man, that's the icp!!!
This is my jam!!!
I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking inter-gallactic void g!!!
Aw, shit!

Well, they let the gate up so I bail
It's been six months pick me up from the county jail
With a smog mother payin' my dues
Steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin'
Here come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin'
8 men in the car long
And the faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date
She said pick me up at three
Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street, ho
We gonna eat at mexican village
Take a cab and I'll pay the tab
And when she showed, well, I'll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the tv stand
Have her pay him and for dinner too
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