From southwest detroit deep within zug islands
Industrial waste deopository,
It's shaggy time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down there
It's nice to see ya, alright!
Waddup ya'll? welcome to the show
I'm shaggy like you don't fuckin know
This is my sidekick, fat pat
He goes, hahahaha, and all of that (thats right)
Anyway on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like 105
They worry about drunks and late night truckers
Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
You can feel the excitment right?
Snoop dogg is with us tonight
Hahaha thats what I'm sayin
On the shaggy show, shit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know < ... Читать дальше »

He he he
Oh shit he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty fuckin nice I haven't seen whoa, you all right there?
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since shit, like back in the
Mother fucker
You want my couch
You mother fucker
I need your muther fuckin brain
You can't have my couch
What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table

I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
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Bitch what tha fuck?
What ya try to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up,
You fucked somethin like 34 guys
But I let that slide
Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat
I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that
I never gave a fuck that, you put it through the courts and gave me genital warts
Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
As your standin there i'ma be like, bitch
You know you done fucked up right?

Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)

Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them
Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin slim
Unless it's one of those nights I'm smokin my shit
I don't care if I'm high, I'm fuckin it
How much it cost big fat crack head?
Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said
Five minutes bitch, then I came
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Motha fucka! your don't know shit do ya?
You wouldnt know shit if it whipped it through your ugly bitch ass face
You ain't even begun to excperience drama motha fucka!

Your mamma, your motha fuckin
Big fat chicken faced assed mamma
Don't even know about this drama, motha fucka!

Oh my God look at that, turn it up please
Poor nancy kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took her black thing and went thug
Thats terrible he heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy
That they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall cuz micheal jackson
Squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider drama, it ain't all that
It's just that your whack
With intergalactic satellite data compress
Yes but we can't feed the homeless
And then oj's big story unfolded
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Echoside echoside not without my echoside (repeat)
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place thats seldom seen
A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been
There was a soul named damion he was nothin heaven to say
Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave
Even in the after life things don't always go as planned
Satan's realm see's through, it's hectic and over jammed
Damion earned his spot in hell right until his dieing day
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
They finally reached that resting place and endless pit of fire
But damion had excapte throught the back door of satan's lair
Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide his time is just a toomb resting in the echoside

Echoside echoside not without my echoside (4x)
In the background: take me to the shadows on the other side of time
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Boom shocka boom (3x)
Ladies and gentleman meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hahaha kindness
The path to shangrila is led by heeeee, led by you
He is of your positivity he is of your loooove
Meet one half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Jake jeckel

Jeckel another j catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky? (for you)
How many souls burned wonderin why? (4x)

Boom shocka boom shocka (3x)
Ladies and gentlemen come here, major greeting
Your keeper of wickedry, the path to shangrila
Is missled by he, missled by you
He is of your negativity, he is of your hate
Meet the other half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul
The amazing jack jeckel!!!!

Jeckel another j catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wonderin why? (4x)

It was like march, april
Fuckin lebra (fuckin, um, shit)
Torus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original, billy the kid
You probably think I'm only playin but, I did
My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show
Mama a fortune tella, azmerella zella
Anyway they had sex on a oija board
And I was born the next day
(who? ) violent j
When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up
I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,
Child of the witch heifer, whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get
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So there you are, your sittin' there just kinda chillin'
Oh richie boy, you look a little bit like dillan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I'm a change a few things around here and there
Start with your eyes, I pluck 'em out your head
And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead
Then I'll stamp all your toes and stick 'em in your noes
And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
Yeah I'm all syked we gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your lips man to me they just a little right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fuckin' fat bitch your lip is draggin' on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it tellin' what your all about
Set you up cause now your ready so +open+ up the +door+
Cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show

Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
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Gangsters bangin
Nuts straight hanging
Chillen in the alleyway
Signs straight beemin
Up in the air I hear they don't care
Get your mutha fucken melon busted for a stare
Luv pumpin through the heart, flowin through the veins
Pop a mutha fucka like it ain't no thang
Blood shit eyes from puffin on the bud
Let me see that rag, let me see that luv
Roamin through the hood top cut down
Car packed so full it's fucken on the ground
Max with the homies spitten on the hoes
Stop in the store for a cold 4-0
Grabbin on your balls
Straight slanging stalls
Fuck the gang squad tryin to take me out my home
Check my neck and I got yours
Cuz roll with yourself and keep that clown luv

(2x) throw your signs in the air
What's that? I don't check, I don't care
Cuz I'm down with the clown everywhere
Cuz much clown luv is in here

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