(vocal ad lib) What is a juggalo? Lemme think for a second. (well? ) Oh, he gets butt naked. And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks, Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks! What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that, What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish, And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch, Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends, Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck, What is a juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh! (chorus:) What is a juggalo? A juggalo? if that's what it is, well fuck if I know. What is a juggalo? I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo. (end chorus) (chorus) (vocal breakdown) What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody That you've ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four. What is a jug- What the fuck? connec-man, that shit's wack. Don't worry 'bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker. What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy. He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper, And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop! What is a juggalo? Well he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit, Cuz you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot. What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduated from......well, At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz, He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, ha! What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!) People like him till they find out he's unstable. He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!) (chorus) (vocal breakdown) (chorus) (chorus) (vocal breakdown) What is a juggalo?
