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Главная » 2009 » Апрель » 08
Wind me up
So I can keep up with you
Shits so electric these days
I clash with everything new
I try to fire my guns
I try to bang on my drums

There was a time when I ran
The fastest anyone seen
There was a time in my hands
I had the world it would seem
There was a time I could stand
On top with no in between
There was a time
When I didn't need somebody to
Wind me up

I'm tryin' to race with the best
This once was easily done
It came easy to me
Now there's no to for risk
They do shit faster these days
I know, I'm tryin' to keep up

There was a time when I ran
The fastest of anyone seen
There was a time in my hands
I had the world it would seem
There was a time I could stand
On top with no in between
There was a time
When I didn't need somebody to
Wind me up

I can't let ship pass me by
I' ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 359 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Violent J:]
I'm shakin' so fast that you could say I'm vibratin'
There's a sickness in my head a hunger escalatin'
There's no other ending to this shit so why the fuck I'm waitin'
Hop into the darkness for my homicidal break-in
I thought it out for many weeks I even told a reverend
But he ain't even listenin' 'cause I'm over eleven
I told my girlfriend and she just said it was cute
Then asked me how she looked in her fuck me boots and took off

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Sweatin' and my chest is burnin' like I'm on fire
So much pressure in my head I could blow air in through a car tire
I'm about to burst pop shatter explode
And everybody's pokin'sticks at me like they wanna splat me

[Violent J:]
No one sees me when I creep I stay behind shit
Check for open windows I scale across and climb shit
Get inside and choke an old lady in her Craftmatic
And like fresh oxygen to an asthma ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 361 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Pay attention kid. Nail Gun. Don't you ever pay any fuckin' attention. (Don't panic) Oooo (Um)
Fucking Concentrate. (Scatterbrain) Unorganized cluster fuck. [Laughing] You need to think
about what the fuck you're doing (noises in the background) I'm working on something.
Miscellaneous (I'm not quite all there) If you just put some effort (scary not a nice guy) if
you cared (I'm trying to fucking concentrate) What the fuck is wrong with you
([mumbling:] and of course... the circus)

Where my swim suit at
The soups on in Argentina
Convalescent home patients serving me with subpoenas
Make sure you tell the fuckin' captain his legs are made of rubber
I got an apple for your forehead if I'm cleaning the shutters
Give me my turkey pass
Tradin' chops sticks with the hooligans
Snakes are in a submarine
I'll never go to school again
I stole you a Porsche 'cause your mama's a fox
I'm selli ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 360 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Violent J:]
On the perfect night the graveyard is lit by a full moon
Autumn leaves and stone often treated with an old boom
Here and there the night air carries bass drops
The soundtrack is something fast running through the crops

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
On the perfect night fallin' stars don't even get noticed
People throwin' holy water on they doors is scared of ghosts
On the perfect night the wind is blowin' hard enough to sway the trees
And it's about a hundred degrees

[Violent J:]
On the perfect night the whole town shuts of its lights
And listens to the city; screams, sirens, howls, and fights
On the perfect night everything blends in with the shadows
Moon in the sky; rats, owls, bats, ravens, and crows
On the perfect night

[Chorus:]
Iii...(Be sure to lock up and board all your windows
And doors and don't leave your home. Don't. Don't)
Love a perfect Night (Don't ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 340 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

The floor 'round his body slowly started to crack
He was screamin' but no one could do nothin' but step back
He plunged below until the level beneath
Broke five ribs both hands and blew out his teeth
But the level below is where they all want his position
They all look the other way and continue with bull shittin'
The floor's crackin' again he screams help someone
And then smashed down right through it like something engulfed him

There once was a man of power who lived on top of his high rise (his high rise)
Bloody red were his eyes, they say wealthiest in town (in town)
First his chair crushed beneath him, even with the help of his top guys (top guys)
They couldn't lift him up that day somethin' was pullin' him down (down)

The floor 'round his body slowly started to crack
He was screamin' but no one could do nothin' but step back
He plunged below until the level beneath
Broke five ribs b ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 366 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
When I was a little boy they used to laugh at the mini bus
We was special wasn't many of us
Where did we get to go all day? We went to happy land
See me pressed up on the glass smillin' waving my hand
I like y'all in a hurry tryin' ta get to go where y'all go
Our little special yellow bus grip through town extra slow
We don't get shot in our class we happy all damn day
You see the little yellow bus comin' fuck out the way

[Violent J:]
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up
I'm in the little yellow bus who wants us to pick 'em up
Come on
Scoop us up
Come on and scoop us up

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
All these bitches never see me I waggle my penis
I'm ridding in the little yellow bus 'cause I'm a fucking genius
We got our own class and y'all ain't got ta pass
You might see ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 395 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Laughter]
Where can I go they don't want me no mo'
Where can I go they don't want me no mo'
What if I plugged a screwdriver up into they guts
Would they mouths be laughin' at me or would they keep 'em shut
I'm running out of options and my patience now is thin
I'm goin' round and round I don't know how to get out or how to get in
Where can I go they don't want me no mo'
Where can I go they don't want me no mo'
What if I bought a gun and shot a slug in they back
Would shit change for the better how would they all react
I'm running out of options and my patience now is thin
I'm racin' round and round can't find the door some fuckin' body let me in
I I I I'm in the madness (Lost soul) I'm deep within the madness
I I I I'm in the madness (Lost soul) I'm deep within the madness
Where do I stand when I'm all on my own
Where do I stand when I'm all on my own
What if I drive ... Читать дальше »
Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 355 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

We hit the ace, ace and we love giving chase
Wicked clown got more than some pie for your face
With a drip, drip, drip it's blood on the strip
Three disassembled bodies in the trunk of the whip
Hear the saw, saw, saw right below your jaw
You see your own head roll off the table and fall
See the puck, puck, puck flamin arrows in your truck
And one in your lung stuck, you fucked outta luck

[chorus]
Play my song, gimme something i can lean on
Watcha tryin to hear, something about murder, i got that
Play my song, gimme something i can lean on
Watcha tryin to hear, something about murder, i got that
Bloody, bloody, bloody
Play my song, bloody, bloody, bloody
Whatcha tryin to hear, bloody, bloody, bloody

Here come the hack, hack, hack knives in your back
Blood down your spine, all in your ass crack
With a swing, swing, swing your throat's whistlin
The three incisions ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 299 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Bitch, i'm here to tell you i lied
When i seen that thick-ass it was over
Nothin else mattered, i ain't even care
I pulled the rubber off when i stuck it up in there too

Bitch, i lied to you, this ain't my home
Kicked in the back door and now we're alone
I stole the car that i picked you up in
Plus me and your girl have been fuckin

Bitch, i lied, everything i said to you
All steps to land in your bed with you
My watch is fake, this ain't my coat
And i sent you letters that my brother wrote for me

Bitch, i lied, everytime i left town
I really stayed right here at home
Dickin hoes down, every penny that you helped my mom
With went straight to the asian spa, bitch

[chorus]
Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be
You're no prize, no prize
Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be
You're no prize, ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 324 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

I walked into the party with no invite
Which one of these hoes am i fuckin tonight?

This ain't my block and ain't my click
But i'm up in here and ain't scare of shit

Then i heard a cut.. (who the new dude?)
The dj tryna play me rude

I say "what they call you?"
(i'm dj clay the baddeset dj alive today peep...)

I had to back up and scoop my wig off the floor
It practically blew out the door

I brushed myself off and walked back up to 'em
That's pretty good shit ya doing but (what?)

I'm thinkin i'm a little bit better (oh yeah?)
Some folks call me the neck shredder

Cuz i cuts a lot too, so why don't you scoot down
(what's your name?) shaggy the clown

Dj clay woke up and asked what happened
"you just witnessed this here scratchin"

Everybody gathered around the turntables
Hatchetman hangin off our cables, he said

(you and me one more time, right now)
I said, "sure thing but i' ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 355 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

I'm dizzy walkin outta larry's army wear used
With some black leather shoes and desert BDU's
Many boxes of ammo, i got the camo face paint
Barricaded the tower doors, safe this place ain't
Up to the top, i can see the whole planet it would seem
The sun is beatin on my head as i'm livin my horror dream
Up-chucked a couple times then i finally took aim
A man is chattin on his cell phone, i spattered his brain
A lovely couple started runnin, all the sudden she tripped
He kept right the fuck without her, like he never missed a step
I snapped one to his head, he fell dead to his knees
Then his wife was right there to retrieve the car keys
Not many notice at first, although some do start to scatter
Pluggin iron in they back, who they are it doesn't matter
There's a psychopathic, way up in the tower somewhere
And when they think they outta range [gunshot] poof they hair

[chorus]
... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 330 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives
Beaten battered wives strangled, popped out they eyes
Terror levels on the rise, drugs friends are takin lives on the...
News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

Pedophiles and rapists snatching kids out they school
Bodies dismantled with a garden hoe and some power tools
People runnin round pissin aids in swimmin pool on the...
News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

Arsonists burnin people and they dogs up while they sleepin
Peepin toms peepin and poisonous gas leakin
Hurricanes blowin cities down every other weekend on the...
News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

Car crash explosion in (slow motion) freature, dead cops
And crooks and blood spatter for each of ya
I'm never fuckin leavin my sons with the preacher, watch the...
News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

[chorus]
You ain't think up this horrors show
What's next, ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 309 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

So there i am, right?
Standing in front of the store
And this motherfucker wants to pull up
And has the gall to say to me..

Watch my ride, while i'm inside
This bitch is new, worth more than you
Don't stand too close, just stand on post
And watch my ride, while i'm inside (fuck you)

Watch my whip, don't even trip
It's cherry-dipped, so save that lip
Eyes on them spokes, i'm grabbing smokes (hahaha)
Watch my ride, while i'm inside

[chorus 2x]
And that's when we fuck him up
Fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up

Well i took his life and i took his ride
And i took 'em both to the echoside
The cops ain't on to me yet in this big city
Down a back road pushing 150
Surfing on the roof of his sweet-ass car
Wicked clown alive with no driver
Ghost rider, jump off into the night
When the car wraps up around a street light

[chorus 2x]
And that's wh ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 348 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

I remember beatin down the block
Was the thing to do in my fisherman hat with the kangaroo

Everybody rap, though they hood was compton
And the wolves yelled (oww) with 6 x 9's rockin

I remember the doors, i remember live aid
And i remember every year jerry lewis god paid

I remember shit live back when nobody missed it
Like mike first doin the moonwalk and spinnin

I remember the hippies smokin grass and fuckin
Disco dancin floor light i'm cuttin

I remember beatlemania seepin the planet
All that screamin from hoes, i couldn't stand it

I remember bruce lee, PS3 to pong
Spandex, hair metal, rock love song

But everything's came and gone somehow
I only ask you, what the fuck is happenin now?

[chorus 2x]
Nothin, let me know
Sure feel like nothin, let me know what
Might be somethin there (what's good)
I'm feelin nothin, let me know what's good

I remember when the twist was th ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 332 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

She surprises me, sometimes she hums on my balls
And i can see the world right through her bedroom walls
She has a jaw like a pelican's beak is deep
Humming me right to sleep, my favortie freak
I can rearrange the patterns of the stars in the sky
I can fly with the seagulls on the beach with the tide
Cause she can blow me there, i swear, right through the air
If i ain't really there, my balls do not care, my balls

Come on put it on me bitch
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing, oh goodie
Come on put it on me bitch
Right now, right now boogie
That thing, my balls
Come on put it on me bitch
Hit me with the humdrum boogie
That thing, oh goodie
Come on put it on me bitch

I see my life flash before me
I hear all my favortie song at one time
(when she blow me) right before i actually go blind
I'm running back and forth though the door of (in and ou ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 348 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
They would find all my victim's heads
In funky ass gas station toilets
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would never change
If I was a Serial Killer
I'd be known as the smoker
Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair
and if I was a Serial Killer
I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
and I would smoke mad crack

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties
They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
Dumped on State police law just before dawn
To let em know my ritual had begun
I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole
cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 323 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Que necesitas marijuana? lucas? cuetes? banko?

Aqui tenemos de todo

Aqui en MEXICO! (mexican cry)

Mexico city (city)
A place you can go
And live your life in the low
Mexico city (city)
A place where you can hide
And everything will be tight

They want me on a murder rap which violates my probations
Aint no fucking way im staying here with what im facing
Sold my car to a junk yard
And bought a one-way bus ride
Take me across the border i'll coooool out and hide
After 80 wicked hours of stale they hit the last stop
Threw me out the bus left me standing there hasta
Turned and started walking tell me what is there to see
Everything was all in spanish but the sign "Welcome to Mexico City"

Mexico city (city)
A place you can go
And live your life in the low (ok)
Mexico city (city)
A place where you can hide
And everything will be tight (alright)

... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 381 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Violent J]
What you need someone to stove for you? something to hold for you? need someone that you
can blame shit on? someone you can quit on? you need a job or gun or somethin?
trying to find some yay-yay-yo? you looking for some dirty work and on your way to go? you
need a gun or something, ooh you looking for a titty bar? you just trying to hang with
someone whos uglier than you are?
(shit) well i'm your motherfucker i'm that motherfucking motherfucking scrubby times let
me be your scrubby brother...

[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]
Cause i do this all the time (the weight of my life) [x3]

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What you looking for now when broke and you toke? i know you ain't already out, fuck all
that edge you smoked, you a clucker and i'm your fucking clicking brother, i know you
fucked that hooker, you couldn't tell no other, i'm always fucking hookers, call me when
your feeling wicked, and wick ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 324 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

The jump off one summer night i noticed my shoes was fittin wrong
My feet was all the sudden a half an ich too long
I jumped in my car and though "now who the fuck was in my seat,
Fuckin with my lever and re-adjustin my mirrors"
I stopped to get a slurpee and i noticed i was floodin' in my jeans;
Getting back in my car, i split my ass seam
My shit ain't hardly fitting anymore, fucked up detergent or
I'm growin bigger than motherfuckin dinosaur
Got out the car and had to duck to get in shaggy's place
You should have seen the fuckin look up on his painted face
He said "holy fuckin shit, i don't know if you knowin
But you growin and it's obviously showin, homie"

[chorus 2x]
Watch where you fall down, watch where you fall down
Watch where you fall down, watch where you fall down
And now i'm growin again, and i'm growin again,
Now i'm growin again, and i'm growin again

The next d ... Читать дальше »

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I come beatin down the block and i crack the bedrock
Dishes drop, the shit comes to a (dead stop)
Motherfuckers think godzilla's comin (the lights go dark)
The whole house hummin
My amps (draw energy) and wipe out the power
My beat transmits over radio tower
The woofers might suck all the air out your lungs (if you stand too close)
When the monster hums
People think a nuclear war is at their front door
When i got my volume only on four
(gas pipes explode) and the storefronts shatter
Killing these kilowatts is all that matter
Fuck the police, the citizens, and (fuck the judge)
I'll blow they whole house down with some old clown love
Those that have heard can't describe my bump
(they know) something from the beyond in my trunk

[chorus 2x]
Na na na nana na na (boom) (all night)
Na na na nana na na (boom) (all night)
Na na na nana na na (boom) (all night)
... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 317 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Gang bang. Pissed off. Swang thangs. Shit talk. Southwest. Street hood. Spit on. Ripped
off. No hoes. Pro wings. No real. Gold rings. Lips swoll. Chin rocked. Eyes in them "O"
rings. Street clown. No joke. Voodoo. No hox. Never die. Cant croke. Strokes for them old
folks. Smoke dope. Pop pills. Lift axe. Chops kill. Drink blood. Drip spills. Grab the mic
and drop skills chased off. Broke down. People up Folk down. Full moon. Choke sound. On the
murder-go-round. No love. No slack. Pie face. Slap back. Heffer,let me tap that. Like you a
chip munk and...

[Chorus]
I'm an alley rat, an alley rat
I only want to be where the scrubs be at.
I gotta get it, i wanna get it, the lot i gotta get it.
I gotta get it, i wanna get it, the lot i gotta get it
I gotta get it...

Last place. Dont care. Scrub life. I'm there. Red mist. I wear. Wet blood. Big smear. Just
know. Dark nights. Warm glow. Street lights. Bre ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 321 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Step forth and face the beast that is the mighty Tempest! Dare to go for a spin on the
world's most horrifically fabulous ride! Behold the Tempest! The fastest, highest,
steepest, and tallest coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!

We fuckin rollin with no controllin, them bolts aint holdin.
Take you higher, rollin on wires, till time expires.
Swingin corners, so kids are goners, you hangin on-ers.
Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels. Get your forehead pummeled
We upside down you, then round and round you, your evil found you.
Let's go faster, its sheer disaster, while spinnin backwards.
Jagged edges, no kind of ledges, with broken wedges.
Its the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this and more, roller coaster.

[Chorus]
It's something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it (come ride The Tempest)
You got that feelin in you, so jump up, jump on it (Jump on it) ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 316 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Stepping out of the whipping and piercing rain, in walks a wicked clown... Violent J.
One of Death's good friends they say (hey, look at that). You've never seen a cloud that
dark in the middle of the day... headed straight this way. I hope everything's okay

The sky is falling. This shit's gunna be fun, be fun, be fun
I think the sky is falling. This shit's gunna be fun, be fun, be fun
The fuckin sky is falling. This shit's gunna be fun, be fun, be fun
I feel the wind is calling me

Spinning back down to earth riding in a tornado, lands a wicked clown... Shaggy 2 Dope,
Southwest Strangla. Known to give the dead hope. And the air is right for some impending
judgement (when it rains, it pours) and judging by the look of the sky, this might be it...
judging by the look of the sky

The sky is falling. This shit's gunna be fun, be fun, be fun
I think the sky is falling. This shit's gunna be fun, be fun, be fun
T ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 389 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

[Violent J]
I battle samurais, they fight like little bitches to me
Ive murdered everybody i need some switches for me
Take me some place nobody ever knew existed
Gone like the missle that missed it and gone balistic
Its floatin on anyone caught in the way
Im falling through the future while your back in the day
And no that, theres a storm comin brewin up ahead
Black rain as hot as it can get

[Chorus]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me

[Shaggy]
Mother fucker i been droppin freestyles
For fifty three miles
We droppin nuclear bombs we tryin to see smiles
I caught a shootin star
Inside a peanut butter jar
We bring it in the vocal booth and beam out like rayzars
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[Violent J]
I?ll ride a fucking pogo stick all over your face
With Shaggy on my shoulders adding to the weight

We like it like that, fuck you
We like it like that, so fuck ya?ll

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
We love all hoes, skinny old hoes
Big balled hoes, we dig all those

We like it like that, fuck you
We like it like that, so fuck ya?ll

[Violent J]
We slap rappers in the head with the mic during freestlye wars
And get thrown out the doors

[Dynamite scratched]

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
We rock our own wear, and if we don?t care
About what the fuck is going on out there

We like it like that, fuck you
We like it like that, so fuck ya?ll

Fuck you, fuck ya?ll
Fuck you, fuck ya?ll

[Violent J]
When the streets go quiet it means something?s wrong
I?m standing on a corner sippin? on something strong

We like it like that, fuck you
We like it like that, so fuck ya?ll

[S ... Читать дальше »

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[VIOLENT J]

No Luck, Got Stuck
They comin to reap on my truck
Big Bills, Shit Kills
No Pills and i'm out of Refills
She dissed, I missed
I'm having problems dodging these fists
They chasing me, they wanna lock me up
I'm surrounded by thugs who wanna sock me up
I can't stand it, I'm stranded
I can't find a home on this planet
I fuck theater, I can't get up
My own ladies tearing my shit up
I missed quoata, i turned shoulders
they all lockin me out, its gettin colder
but im ok, i just move on
i can weather any storm; i know in the long run

[ICP]
we'll be allright
we'll be allright
it aint no - thang
shit aint no - thang
(shit aint no thang)

we'll be allright
we'll be allright
it aint no - thang
shit aint no - thang
(shit aint no thang)

[SHAGGY 2 DOPE]
Mad Pills, Drink spills
black out at night, ... Читать дальше »

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[Violent J]
Bitch back up cause your dimmin? my shine
You got nine kids, only two of them mine
I get you cigarettes, weed, pampers, and similac
Bitch start giving back, fuck hittin? that
Your shit loop like a bowl of soup
And every time I?m with you, I?m smelling nothing but baby poop
You got WIC food stamps, and ADC
Why you still fucking with me, you dirty scoundrel
And I?ma murder any friend of the court
Throw a bomb in they office on the way to the airport
Then blast off, catch a flight to another life
Five baby mommas every one of them trife? hoes
They won?t stifle, always wanna fight and for what
Get the rifle one to her butt, POP!
I won?t have it, bitches won?t fly straight
And I got two more bitches callin? sayin? they late
Baby momma blues

[Chorus]
Deadbeat moms are chasing me ain?t no one on my side
I?m packin all my shit up and I?m taking of ... Читать дальше »

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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
The sun rises and sets on time every day of the year
But sporadically the circles appear
Baffling all through the history of known man
Since fuckin? with the mystery of stone hedge
Aliens, cults, witches with lawn mowers, mind blowers
Nobody knows what for sure
Bloody nose when I walk in the vicinity
But I can read them and I believe that I need them
I?m runnin? through a wheat field, chasin? a ghost that loves circles
Use it for portals and time holes
And dance backwards, and chant with the crow people
At the crop circle, I?ve come to know people
Under moon rays lighten up my new ways ?
They mow them in two days, 100 years from now we?ll pay for that mishap
With another motherfucking hurricane bitch slapped

[Chorus]
The crop circles are talking to me
Circle something, circle something
The crop circles are talking to me
Circle somethin ... Читать дальше »

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[intro]
Let me in this bitch. Let me get some change shit. Man fuck this dress code bitch. i can dance
muthafucka. i can daaannncccee.

[verse 1]
i'm on crack, Walkin alleyways downtown, people drop change so i'm checkin the ground behind a
nightclub, i can hear the bump outside i hear em' laughin' and drinkin' and dancin' getin' live and
i'm lonely, graspin' on my 55 cent, i don't know where my meds went, they been spent and i'm bent, i
don't remember yesterday at all, i'm barkin at the moon as i'm pissin' on the wall, people grippin'
new cars checkin' out a few bars, they see me comin' side step a few yards i'm like a bad man, holdin'
out my crusty ass hands scouldin' an imaginary friend scary and i'm blackin' out just about to lose
all hope, i was peerin through the window of a nightclub scopin', and there she was everything i
planned for on the spotlight on the dance floor gravitatin'

[chorus]
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[intro]
Rolin' over, Hell muthafuckin' yeah bitch. Hatchet chop straight to your muthafuckin' face. Rollin'
over. I look up ther's still so far to go? Wicked clowns got that real shit. What up though.

[verse 1]
I come floatin' in this bitch with some wings like a pegesies, got a shiny ass V on my cheast wut up
i'm Violent j the clown, I'm goofy for a second, but when your bitch headless i'm on top of her
necket. Yo know my status, I'm juggalatis, and we the baddest here to sever your melon it's wicked
shit that we sellin' we off the track now give your bitch ass a bitch slap now nobody never steppin
down we bout to enter second round. Running backwards on the walls shaggy 2 dope in this muthafucka.
You talkin through your but cause silence is for suckers. So i'm out there throughout the year i'm
right here don't stare like a bitch bitch buy me a beer nobody wicked like me i do this terrifically
and my mutahfuckin ... Читать дальше »

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[Cows mooing and carnival music plays in the background]

Here we are. This is the calm before the storm. We off the track now. That means we're heading into
brand new unknown territorys y'all. We into the crop circles, It says time waits for no mutahfuckin'
body. After this short calm, a vicious storm will arrive. A horendously wicked storm. Lighting bolts
so powerful they set fire to water. Thunder loud enogh to shatter brick walls. And it's headin' right
towards us all. We call this storm The Tempest. Tornados of fire, being chased by enormus tidal waves.
The tempest. Tearing down forests into feilds reveiling crop circles. The Tempest. Who will be left,
Who will still be around in the end. The Tempest. Who will survive long enough to join us for the new
dawn. ICP is rollin' over.

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Aloha hoes its big joe on the intro
My dick in your mouth its that simple
Im violent j with a gang of dick
For you and them rabbits you hangin with
My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard
Im freaky you need to be slobbing me down and swalloing me up
China man follow me up

Rippin hoes from state to state
Dick in her mouth nuts on her face
Daddy long stroke tryed to kill her tonsils
Cause i love the way she choked on my johnson
Suck this dick like you do a slurpee and the sounds you make make me more horny
So swallow this nut cause you love the taste and if you dont it will be on your face

Shes sexy (sexy)
Dont spit it out
She cought it (cought it)
Keep it in your mouth
All in her face
Make a real juggalo wanna say his grace
Shes sexy (sexy)
Dont spit it out
She cought it (cought it)
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Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa
Crooked preacher killa

I walked into the church dressed up, as an alter boy
I see the preacher he said, lil boy Imma teach ya
Put his hand on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast
I never thought itd be so fuckin easy murdering a priest
We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose
I jammed a butcher's knife, 12 inches into his gut
He looked me right into my eyes while I yankin it up
Preacher killas

Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas

I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar
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I really aint got no wins
Thats all right
I never had nothin to spin playa
Thats still all right
I aint got to many friends
Thats all right
I dont know when a story begins either
Your the man tonight

Be sure you wanna do this
Cause once your down your down
Bitch you can make it through this
Ladies and gentlemen gather around
See a oddity a ramity a human fear
Stragin juggalagin and yet so real

I really aint got no wins
Thats all right
I never had nothin to spin playa
Thats still all right
I aint got to many friends
Thats all right
I dont know when a story begins either
Your the man tonight

Im walking though a battlefield
But i know my shit is tight
Looking for the bullet holes
Each one is beaming light
You gotta be real with it
Get drill with it dont let it disappear
You aint feelin it you cant deal wi ... Читать дальше »

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(feat. Mack 10)

Nobody move Nobody get Hurt
I be waiting at the light
I be waiting at the light i got 8 seconds or less
To decide if imma walk or ride
I slide up and put the barrel to her neck and scoot bitch
Im driveing and were in pursuit of your loot bitch
Im dirty wicked for the bank roles and bad hoes
See me lurkin in the shadows the had hoes
Got some nickleplatted heavy and loaded
Leave a hole in your face but the back of your dome exploded
Nobody move nobody gets cut the fuck up
And chopped down we poppin off rounds
Fuck you we aint pullin over in a stolen ovea
With a nock nock whos there its some bullets comin over
Mack one o shaggy 2 dope and violent j with hearts full of wickedtry
Bitch fuck what you sayin im pluggin one in your cranium
Put two in my pockets like the rhythm of my world do shit cant stop it

Nobody move Nobody get Hurt
Nobody move Nobod ... Читать дальше »

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Come here man check it out
You know there laughing at you man
Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man
And join the carnival man

Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
Homelss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart
Listen to the good part
Poke around doors roamin the land
Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
Its to much for my nugget to process
So i stop the car to get undressed
Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls
You dont like that you can suck my balls
Its just me and my homeboy large you see
No they cant nobody can see them but me
Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person
It cant be the fuckin i might as well join him

Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going
Dont you know they dont like richies were you goin
You dont belong her ... Читать дальше »

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Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side

We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back
We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back

Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side

We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back
We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back

Pull them to the left!
Pull them to the right!
Put that leg over there!
And this one over here!

Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side
In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes
In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes

Pull your panties to the side
Pul ... Читать дальше »

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(feat. Esham)

ICP and Esham wicked rappers delight 2015
Feins of the wicked shit its time to get hot
Bump your fuckin shit up for somthin wicked shit right
Detroit legendary demon lopatara
Staring you right back through your eyes in the mirror
Blowing out your brains spontaneous combustion
Lyrics like a barrel and cheering out bustin
Fire breathin wicked shit melting microphones
Blowing speakers into flames settin fires to your home

How many times you gonna say i need help
Who gives a fuck if i murder myself
Im thinkin suicidal thoughts i shot a gay preacher
I dident do my homework so i shot my teacher
I dropped out the next day fuck a g.e.d
Then i went and clowned the industry with ICP
Through up the 313 to let them know it was me
Esham is dope ho im the king of the D

I stole a fuckin firetruck and drove through a wendys
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Bodies flyin to the sky and explode
People flyin to the sky and explode
Bodies flyin to the sky and explode
And then the blood rains all over the road

I aint never seen anything like my first day in the pit
I seen this lady tryin to hang on to some kid but no give
Hes loose straight up into the sky and completely exploited
And then the fuckin blood shower unloaded holy fuck!
Im trippin out i felt like i was gonna threw up
And then another ninja threw up and blew up im like fuck!
I tryed to call my mom i grabbed the bloody pay phone
But the phone bit my ear off and left a hole in my dome

Bodies flyin to the sky and explode
People flyin to the sky and explode
Bodies flyin to the sky and explode
And then the blood rains all over the road

I seen a fella sittin on the curb payin nobody no mind
He was cryin like everyone else then he started flyin
I knew what was comin next so ... Читать дальше »

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You were fuckin penny pencha id never give a incha
Short arms and deep pockets be sure to lock it real special
You wont go drivein through our neighborhood your fuckin
STAAAAAAAAALE!!!
Your women wait on you to sleep then sneak out on a creep and come back home and kiss you
Leave some nut on your cheek because that bitch a freek but you just fake like you asleep your fuckin
STAAAAAAAAALE!!!
This mother fucker got a chicken neck fool aint never earned a check
We took a watch off a deadman after a car wreck and scam and live your life as weak as you can your fuckin
STAAAAAAAAALE!!!
Bitch you got a big fuckin ass titties flashin like strobe lights
You bitches know we gotta go but you aint fuckin tonight you aint right i think i know whats wrong with you boo your fuckin
STAAAAAAAAALE!!!

Jump back off me
Get your stale ass off me
Jump back off me
Back your stale ass off me
Im ... Читать дальше »

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Homies yeah thats my dog
Homies cause were down by law
Homies everything that we are
Homies yeah thats my dog
Remix!

Let me ask you this about this life we live
And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner
If they really missed you so much,
Why don't they just call a muthafucka?
If you wasn't blood would you still have love
Or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love?
Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here,
But my homies are family too, third cousins get outta here
Who was you with when you got tattooed?
And who was you trippin with when you did them mushrooms?
And who the fuck threw up all over you car
And then felt worse than you about the shit in the morning?

Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?)
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (WHO?)
... Читать дальше »

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Purged up like a gargoyle waiting up in a tree
Dropped down apon a victim falls so silently
Clown paint with a hoodie my face glows at night
Lurking through shadows all feels so right
Bloodshed on my arms warm as the feeling
Fresh killings never cold but felt so appealin
Death in ones eyes illuminates in moon lights
I stand here a monster and it all feels so right!

And it all feels so right!
And it all feels so right!

Round goes the marrys
Scary am i watching her jogging moon in the sky
Like a spider i wait for my sacrifice
I hate what im doing but it all feels so right!
I sleep with the bats and they tell me storys
We both feed on death and much hated forrests
Sometimes i resist but the urge is to tight
Murders committed and it all feels so right!

And it all feels so right!
And it all feels so right!

One stab to the hungry one
Stab for the we
On ... Читать дальше »

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Welcome... to the Madhouse...
Here ghost wail and moan
Skeletons rattle trying to escape there prisoning coffins (Wicked Shit)
Grimlins and skulls gasp a death (ICP Tech N9ne)
You have enterd the Mad House

Sombody open the fuckin door and let me in!
The worlds are about to get me again
Shit aint pretend im safer in the madhouse
Clinging to the selene like a spider
Im out of your mind like frozen fire
Razorblade fingers scratchin my neck
Lost in the maze i found a dragon barbeque in the back
A arm came out of the toilet and squaws my balls
That shirt hurt got me head but holes in the walls
I wanna see you!
I hear you!
I catch spirits and ghosts by there invisible throats and then tear through (tear through)
Never scary boo bitch im a kamikaze
Swimmin through the living room watching joni and chachi
And then i realize im potsy trapped in the tv
Sombody ... Читать дальше »

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Smack that bitch right across the lips
Cause she aint nothin but a filthy bitch
Beat the freak in the head with a cinder block
Blackin her eyes your lunatic tock
Cause i really dont gives a fuck
Except when im tryin to put her in the book
Shit i aint sayin nothin
Sombody left there load in her bellybutton
How you gonna say you love that
When her breathe be smellin like somonebodys nutsack
I outta smack you in your fucking head
Should of shot that bitch in the bag with nut stains
But you nothin but a pogo tryin to fall in love but you cant love a yoyo
She will run and fuck then come right back then i greet her at the door with a smack
Cause im psycho swingin till you hit her singin

I think yous a dumbass bitch
In a minute he aint even gonna want the shit
You needa shut your stuck up mouth
Cause your pussy aint worth the walk to your house
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If i was a king all bitchs would blow me
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
We would go to war and take everybodys land
No clothes alound for female citizens
Titties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin these hoes and the love it
Give these little kids a little somthin to drink
You free all hookers and pimps out the clink
New days mutha fucka i rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tag Cuz
We run this bitch parades on daily
Every criminal out there gotta pay me
Fuck that five hoes lickin my ass
We sit around bonfires burnin our cash
Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes before i throw that ass to the snakes

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry abo ... Читать дальше »

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(feat. Esham)

I Clown Walk jump back with the beat
Breathin with a step and a slap on the cheek
Foot work hear me squat when i walk by
With your hawk eye you get a chalk line
I dance up and down steps when i gotta
Clown walkin on my hands i gotcha
Big love if you love that to
Walkin right past those foos doin the statue

When you do the Clown Walk
Thats how you set it off
When you do the Clown Walk
Thats how you set it off
When you do the Clown Walk
Thats how you set it off
Step forth backwords shotgun let it off

They call me showcase showoff
Sky whisky walks walk like a hawk
Freestyles for the chosin few
For me and my crew only pay per view
Caterpillar or electric boogie
They call me walkwalla crunk when i wookie
So crazy with the ill behavior
Fresh flavor step with the majors

When you do the Clown Walk
Thats how you set it o ... Читать дальше »

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This one is for my people all the very people This one is for my people
We got trees growin out the dirt for us to climb on beats attackin your ears for us to ryme on
Our time with a bag of purp 3 5 dimes puttin shags to work
We on both sides of the river all around the ocean spinnin like a carousel stuck in fast motion
Like that champ out on his back flat on the map i been doin that
We runnin bare foot on broken glass i cant belive it but the shit is out there and were here to receive it
Catch me on the waterfalls with sexy ass mermaids washin my balls
Were throwin rocks in the sky puttin craters on the moon chillin with the creature from the black lagoon
Communication through your stereo for every body listenin here we go

This ones for my people
The people
The very people
Listenin here
And it dont matter where (Out there)
This ones for my people
The people
The very people
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Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Welcome ladies and gentleman into the demented minds of the Insane Clown Posse
Thank you for joining us for yet another of the many of the amazing exhibits and rides we have to offer you here at the dreaded Dark Carnival
Our story takes place in your city, the characters portray are you and your loved onesso sit back and enjoy our presentation
And remember whats is only our fantasy will one day become your reality and thats our promise to you from all of us here at the world famous Dark Carnival
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jug ... Читать дальше »
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[Violent J]
Underground baby
Real underground baby...

This clown don't smile and honk your nose
This clown don't wear big goofy clothes
This clown don't mind your hatred for me
You'll get turned into a dead corpse right before me

Real underground baby...

[Chorus 2x]
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
Me and the witch gonna go right to ya!

[Violent J]
Role model, eat a dick up and swallow
Only model I follow by the Jim Beam bottle
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
Full throttle, rollin' in an El Dorado
Full bottle, I care about no tomorrow
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall

Who can paint their face up!?
(Who can paint their face up!?)
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[Violent J]
In my mind's eye
You throw wickedness at me
I'm just a toy to you
I bring no real joy to you
The way I see it
You don't want me here no more
You want a hole in my forehead
And blood pouring on the floor
Cause I'm so dirty
Fuckin' dirty and shoddy
I want up out of this body
That's hated by everybody
Sometimes I don't know why
I continue to try
It's so much easier to die
Than to get by
And to get by
And to get by

[Violent J]
If I'm gonna die
I'm taking you with me
Get you and get me
We can be bloody
If I'm gonna fly
I'm gonna succeed
Take you and get me
We can be bloody
Sometimes I don't know why
I continue to try
It's so much easier to die
Than to get by
And to get by
And to get by

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I don't wanna leave my house
Don't w ... Читать дальше »

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I climbed up the tree in the back and got on my roofto with my 22,
It's hot with little pops,
Started bustin off shots aimin all at the sky,
I emptied out my gun bustin all at the sky.

THen i went and stole a bow and arrow from my dad
To the arrows i tied gasoline soaked rags,
Climbed up with the zippo, Lit em all of into the sky,
A trail of black smoke leading into the sky.

I bought some chinese stars from the kung fu surplus,
They had em under the glass, i made the purchase,
Climbed up and i whizzed em off in the sky,
even stood up on the chimney, whizzed em off in the sky

Then i found a double barrel with shells at Wal-Mart
I threw it next to the faygo in my shopping cart
I got home, climbed up, blew it into the sky
3:20 in the mornin bustin off at the sky

I got a blowgun too, a real one at that,
I dip the tips in poison, Lay up on my back

And now they piercing through the ... Читать дальше »

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So there I was watching Sanford and Son, working the graveyard shift. At a party store, rolling a spliff. I'm behind the
glass I see crackheads all night. But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't felling right. My first sight was a basehead
trying to break into my car. In plain view too, I ran out with a crowbar hammered it upside his cranium, he fell over
dead, but no blood, only dust, he's a fucking basehead. Here comes another one jumping out of a tree, but I ain't even
have to move, he missed by like 20 feet. He slammed down on the pavement, I quicked started kicking. Beat him with the
crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitching. Look behind me, seen another zombie in the register. I'm use to shooting em off
from begging from the customers, but now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax. Whipped it from there and
stuck it into his back.

THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS!
They On A Mission
They Always On The ... Читать дальше »

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2:45 and the bell went off,
Thank God,
Many people think im odd
But I talk with no one,
And I walk alone,and I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone
I get home and dont say hi,
It aint no one there,
I dont care I walk in and go right up the stairs
To my room
Get in bed and just wait for dark cause thats when the real show starts (tap tap)
'tap tap' on the glass go the piece of ass'
So young and pretty its too bad she past
But she comes to my room and we talk at night,she's demonic and bloody,but she holds me tight
In my bedroom,with her im never alone,and I kiss her cold lips until morning comes
Then she gone,
I can still hear her voice loom.
But she only exists in the dark of my room

[chorus: x2]

Love...
(I cant ignore you)
In my room
(do anything for you)
Love...
(I do adore you)
In My Room...
You and I

I try to smile ... Читать дальше »

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[Violent J]
I like to suffercate people and bite their necks
They got me in a place it ain't like the rest
And all you gotta do is to try to go for the neck

And it's sedatives, sedatives
Like this, slow down
Color smeared all around
Weird sounds usin the mind of a clown
And the wicked one somehow spinnin' around
Movin' down the hallway with arms strapped down with sedatives

[Shaggy]
Hangin' all by the neck from the IV
Sedatives for the lively, stunnin' me
Ask me, no answer
I'm cuttin' your neck first chancer

[Violent J]
White walls, white floors, small rooms
After sedatives they become ballrooms
Crows fly by my window slow
Headed that way but lookin' at me though

Sedatives [8x]

[Shaggy]
I'm an accident, human malfunction at best
And I'm lookin at this scapel diggin' into yo chest, if I could only move but them sedatives
You know they s ... Читать дальше »

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[shaggy 2 dope]
This bitch resheal fucked on her boyfriend in her boyfriend's bed and crazy carlo smacked his
Baby moma off in the head and johnathon beat his son like his dady beat him but swore hed never
Do nobody like his dady did him and then sandra used her pussy hole to get to the top and baby D
He shot somebody it went bad from the drop and then diane worked at a hospital and took care of
Old souls she was abusive her afterlife sees no gold roads and mr richards was a richy fella born
With every penny everyone around him hungry but he never gave them any and steven was a
Buisnessman an educated citizen and at the top pornography of children on his lap top

Take your spot and hang on cuz its crowded in hell you in the belly of the beast now it was
Heaven in jail and dont try to make no friends cuz nobody got no tounges and if the witch looks
Your way somehow it crushes your lungs

Playa playa was a boss man call ... Читать дальше »

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(die bitch, fuckin die!)
ALL NIGHT
Find me robbin your jewels
Settin fires
Damaging, and breakin into schools
IN THE DARKNESS
Its much easier to be heartless
Break the window out the Lincoln
And screwdriver start this
Muggin people
Droppin on 'em from street lights
Stab 'em with garden tools,
Or beat 'em with pipes
So dont come out
Stay inside cozy and tucked
And if im breakin in
Ay old lady's gettin..
Fook'd!
ALL DAY
Car jacks get outta the van
As soon as they step out
I pop 'em anyway "BLAMMM!"
I rob liquor stores with a lil 22 hold
I know its nothing but its something
When its butin at your nose
SUNNY DAYS
I hit up the beach with cleats on
And stomp the bitches in they ass
Tryina tan in they thongs
ALL DAY
See me fuckin hookers at truck stops
And then i kill 'em
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Friends don't come easily and this I know
And every time I make one they always say they gotta go
I wanna talk with people and look 'em in the face
I wanna take 'em home and they can stay at my place
All the talking I could do, I would never lie to you
We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you
And I can love you and technically even though you're dead
You'll always be around cause I'm keeping your head

I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar
I even own the melon of a dead fortuneteller
The rotted ones I keep 'em up in fat pickle jars
And the new ones we lay on the lawn and look at stars
Its illegal, I know, but so is smoking weed
And who the fuck, gives a fuck, when you have a need
I collect human heads fresh up off the neck
Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme dat

Faces people know more than names
The hair is there and all the brains
Your head woul ... Читать дальше »

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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
The witch jumped on my back last night, I couldn't breathe
In it's clutch, I was frozen with fright
It went on for, what seemed like hours of terror
To see the witches face, stare in the dark at the mirror

[Violent J]
The witch told me, my girlfriend was a demon
And all this fallin' in love shit, I'm dreamin'
And it's pain to the angels, if I don't deliver
Sealed her off in a barrel, and rolled her in a river

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
The witch told me, my left arm is possessed
So I broke it at first, and then I went and confessed
But they put me in a home, my arm still wouldn't leave me alone
Finally had to chew it off at the bone

[Violent J]
The witch told me, to crawl under my house and just wait
Don't panic if I suffocate
I bit the tail off a oppossum down there at one point
It's so boring, and it's dark but the witch is my light

[Chorus]
Some ... Читать дальше »

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I ran into a gas station, and blew somebody head off they neck
I thought it was a dream but then I look and see that I'm a bloody wreck

I can't run to my mama's house I know that she would never understand (she would never understand)
I might as well be a man, and finish what the fuck I began

I walked out and started walking away like I ain't seen a fuckin' thing (ain't seen a fuckin' thing)
I went across the street and walked up to the drive-through window at a Burger King (at a Burger King)

I knocked on the glass and the kid leaned out to tell me they were closed (close this)
I blew a hole in his face and his boy was like "Damn you got hosed Tommy, you got hosed"

I feel ready to die but it's taking so long
THE WORLD'S SO WICKED, THE WORLD'S SO WRONG
I just keep moving on, keep tryna stay strong
THE WORLD'S SO WICKED, THE WORLD'S SO WRONG

Shoot they bitch asses!
Thinkin' they ain't about to get shot,
Ma ... Читать дальше »

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[Violent J]
I tried to visit Shaggy, I stepped up off of my porch
And it was dark as fuck I couldn't see, not even with a torch
I hear the streets talkin, and they aware of my move
They whisperin, and swingin, from the trees above
I hear the loons
I try to jog a little, crow eyes, glow like cats
Demonic zombies runnin' up on me, I slap 'em with the bat
But my eyes keep bleedin', from the rays of the darkness
They powerful, and burn you somethin heartless (uh!)
I hear a giant thumpin'
Some kind of ogre, or somethin'
I see the phatom screamin, as this giant behemoth, is comin'
And it swung at me, I felt a rip my head went spinnin'
Flippin and rollin, and finally landed in position
I could see my body, still standin, headless as fuck
It finally fell, but what the hell, still got my nugget, but I'm stuck
I can't move, fuck i'm only a face, why even try
On top of tha ... Читать дальше »
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There ain't nobody, asking me, I've been There ain't nobody, that would name me, as a friend
There ain't nobody, that's dropping by, to say hi There ain't nobody, that's caring whether I
Live or die I have nobody, to tell about, my growing angers I have nobody, to tell about me,
Following strangers There ain't nobody, making sure I'm takin all of my pills There ain't nobody,
Slowing me down and keeping me still,
I'm truly alone...

They say a man can only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can
Only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so
Long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so long, before the
Man's mind is gone.

There ain't nobody, telling me, not to jump off. There ain't nobody, telling me, not to chop
Your block off. I get so bloody, I ruin all of my clothes. I get so bloody, I sit in, the dar ... Читать дальше »

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I walked into the church dressed up as an altar boy i seen a preacher, he said little boy imma
Teacher, put his hand on my shoulder felt the claw of the beast, i never thought it'd be so
Fuckin easy murdering a priest, we went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes& cut
Some yay right on his bible top & ooted his nose, i jammed a butcher knife 12 inches into his
Gut, he looked me right in the eyes while i was yankin it up, preacha killas!

[chorus]

Crooked preacha killas (stop it!)
Crooked preacha killas (i gotta bloody em up!)
Crooked preacha killas (stop it!)
Crooked preacha killas!

I walked into the sermon, strapped with a iron crowbar, i beat a nun into a bloody stew in the
Trunk of my car, how the fuck she got fake titties & a pussy ring? bullshit! she sucked the
Preachers dick in the pulpit, i know the goings-on, ive witnessed it while pushing my mop & blood
Gushing when my hatchet go cho ... Читать дальше »

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It aint no point to me waking up, everyodys time im takin up, i got nobody, it aint a shoulder
Near, i cant stay here & its colder there, i dont wanna look back cause its gonna hurt, i slice
My wrist & its gonna squirt, for me everybody holds a hate, i get backstabbed & everybody holds
The stake, its no roads to take im in a circle drive, bustin at myself & im tryna survive, ill
Dissapoint you, & i will let you down, & i aint got many home boys comin around, you dont
Understand so dont say you do, i swear i'll put a mother fuckin slug in you, im the only one, the
Lonely one, at home alone loading a gun & thinking why not?

I got court commin up, i stole a truck. i got a bitch pregnant & im broke as fuck, i wanna get
High but i got piss test, im always first name on top of the shit list, get this, the witch has
Made my chest its permanent nightly visiting nest, it aint no clothes that i look good in, im the
Mother fuckin ... Читать дальше »

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In the name of the witch
I cut the head off a mule I guetted it out
Put it on and then I wore it to school
That ain't the only thing I wore
I wore a clip and some rounds
A fuckin killa with this mule head
And I'm clippin' em down
Because I'm all outta choices
And my voice is unheard
You and your boys get the worst
I aim your forehead it burst
I'm evil
Fires in my sky
I see no diamonds it's true
Aim for you guts and blow your breakfast out behind you
I'm one with the darkness

[Chorus]
Walk into the darkness
A place for those who chose to give a fuck less
Wicked dark and heartless
We keep it nutty and bloody for everybody here
I'm going to hell
And I'm knowing it well
And I got no problem showing it and going to jail

I see the witch is preaching every night on channel 13
He wants some money with the number on the screen < ... Читать дальше »

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (revers talk)
If you listen carefully to this you'll hear what i'm saying (more reverse talk)
Welcome to hell. Why did you choose this?
Welcome to hell. Why did you choose this?
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Carnival of Carnage,
The Ringmaster,
The Riddle Box,
The Great Milenko,
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
and The Wraith

looks like were all out of time brother!
Everybodys out of time!
Fuck It, We gots to tell them
All secrets will now be told
no more hidden messengers
this is it yall
times up
everything be out right here
no need for the reverse talking
the truth.

Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives.
People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside.
What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?
We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you.
This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them.
We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.
We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.
The bottom line always the same, ... Читать дальше »

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[Violent J And Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Always uninvited
fuck off
unrespected, sometimes he creeps other times he's expected
He hangs out in bad neighborhoods up at thy park
he will strike in broad day light but prefers thy dark
Three little kids caught inside a burning home
he'll just sit there and wait for 'em
leave 'em alone!
As sure as we're alive today and death is inveitable
he's waitin' there watching through the eyes of a crow
fo' sho'
I know
yo

[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Chorus:]
Death is always a shitty time
Don't bother trying to run and hide
Take his hand cross to thy other side (Step to the other side)

[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Freeway intersections when thy bars close, he loves 'em
Bluew out traffic lights?
He hovers above him
And he loves thy motherfuck out of crackheads and heroin
rehab centers and caring mothers always ... Читать дальше »

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[A Gang of Juggalos:]
WE BE DOING MURDER EVERYDAY, WE BE GOOD ENOUGH TO GET AWAY,
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW A WICKED CLOWN HAS HIT THY DOOR,
UNTIL YOUR MELON HIT THY FLOOR AND ROLL AWAY

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
How can I stop myself from murdering your neck, Methadone and Prozac only keep me in check, as soon as it's gone, I'm gonna KILL!
And that was my last refill dog Dammit! I drink lithium and I don't even know what it is, only reason why you diss me is because you want a sip!
Every time I drink it, I piss out a laser, and cut holes in the wall with my dick phaser, I'ma do time I assume, I bitch slapped thy judge right out his own court room, then I took thy bench, and sentenced myself, eternal happineess and good heath mother fucker, mother fucker, mother fucker, I represent the Hatchet, I see you eye ball lookin' at me like I'ma snatch it, and whip it to thy garbage can down thy hall, then kick you in thy ass as you search and crawl for it

[A G ... Читать дальше »

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I've lived one hell of a life
If youre to take it tonight.
I've lived the life of a king.
But so much to darken my life.
Looking 360 Degrees
200,000 diseased
How can I lay back and chill
so many down on their Knees

But then again who am I
I'm just some typical guy
I ain't no fuckin hero
I've just been wondering why

I've seen some children crossing the bridge
What kind of life did they get to live
What kind of choice do they get to make
What if it was a childs mistake

I never question the book
but lets say I live by the book
I'd never eat meat on Tuesdays
How much bigger would my wings look

I try to pray everyday
but sometimes get lost on the way
I've seen the holiest spirit
so much to mislead the way

I've gave the visions I got
I've been told I'm gonna rot
Inside the devils intestines
I'm still here holding my spot ... Читать дальше »

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[Intro part, syn:]
Go step to them bitches over there
[Anybody Killa:] Fuck that, you go step to them bitches.
[Syn:] ......For what?
[Violent J:] Man, look out y'all

[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Wibble wabble bumble boo, i'm Violent J nice to meet you, hop and jump thy cherry pump, (cherry syrup on ice cream) yum.What you say i buy you some, what's your name bitch, where you from?You know me but don't be scared, (bloody hands are weird) i know, don't front girl you like us thugs, very scary, carney, scrubs, you don't want no richie faggot, (i think of shaggy when he tag it) That's all good i'll hook you up/ Send your shit, i'll look you up, you met J though he goes first/ Yea cause that's just how it works "slut".I can put aside my axe, give your butt a couple smacks, once you let me all up in, your lucky if we'll meet again.

[Zug Izland Chorus:]
I don't wanna lemon ben and jerry, baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna trop ... Читать дальше »

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(crying)
ahhhh little baby bitch ass is crying again
whats the matter
feelin like you dont fit in anywhere
(yeh)
what about fittin that ass in with us
the mighty Deezy Cizzarn?
We`ll fuckin gladly take ya
We take all shape, colours, sizes and genders
We are the mighty, mystical, mythilogical, dark mother fuckin Carnival, Byaaatchh!

I see your feeling alone again, you's a mother fucker
Feeling like you dont belong, like you the only other?
But some of us scrubs got it worse then you,
No homies to call on, or crew to belong to,
Some us said fuck all that bullshit and dropped outl;
Some of us stood up to fight but got knocked out
Some of us like to cuss and dont like ya format,
We like the wicked shit we chose not to ignore that,
Some of us be comin out of more then a broken home,
Some of us be livin out of a cars and carry on
Some of us see the Budget S ... Читать дальше »

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[Intro:] Rude boy sittin pancaked on 23's
Clown Love to chicago juggalos
we underground like Blaze
my dead homie
and yours
we dead
we dead, no wait a minute... we don't die!
we don't die
we dead

[Violent J:]
Maybe i like bloody, murder music, you know shit like " stab your fuckin eye"
Maybe i like eatin shit like Tylenol PM's cuz 5 or 6 will get you high
Maybe i like punchin people i don't even know, i knock em flat up fuckin out (PAH)
Tuck some money in they jacket with a note that simply reads " i had to let some anger out" (sorry)
Maybe i only hang with weirdos, and hoodlums, and junkies, i keep em be my side (what up)
Maybe mam doesnt understand a friend is hard to come by, so i'll keep what i can find (My Boys)
Maybe i got 2 felonies, tattoos on my neck and i always paint my face
Can i still data your daugter? i mean i think i outta, i like the way she taste

[Cho ... Читать дальше »

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(feat. Twiztid)

(I know you ain't there
That's why I just want to let you know something bro
You all know I love you
You all know you're my homies
And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!)

[Violent J]
Let me ask you this about this life we live
And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner
If they really missed you so much
Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ?
If you wasn't blood, would you still have love?
Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love?
Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here
But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here
Who was you with when you got tattooed?
And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms?
And who the fuck threw up all over your car?
And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll)

[S ... Читать дальше »

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[Violent J:]
Something has woke my a thump on my roof, it was followed by crashing, more thumping ensued
I jumped out of my bed thinking I'd been invaded, heard smashing, more pounding, the sound escalated
Looked out of my window, blood dripped down thy glass, I see bodies lay twisted and mangled on grass,
I ran into thy main room and Shaggy was dead, so was Nate the Mac, Jumpsteady and ABK
Bolted out of thy house to see if it's a joke, I heard hundreds of car alarms, saw flames and smoke
and thy sky above red, I see dead bodies fallin' it's raining with corpses thy blood is appalling

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope and a gang of Juggalos]
Mama told me when it rains - IT POURS, but never mentioned Dead Bodies - DEAD BODIES
Mama told me when it rains - IT POURS, La de da da de la da de -
DEAD BODIES

[Violent J:]
I never seen so many.... horrified looks on people's faces...
(Thy blood is appalling)
I hope ... Читать дальше »

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[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Let me see your throat thing there buddy, I'ma chop it, see thy idea is to make you die - (Stop it) I don't know why but your heart beat offends me, I need to cut you off at thy wind pipe desperately, (Like, how about cuttin' your own neck?) - I did, seventeen times, why you think I talk like this? Before I cut myself
THIS WAS MY VOICE
now gimmie your neck pipe, you don't have no fuckin' choice (I'm not ready to die) - neither was Easy E, what makes you so fuckin' special you can escape thy wrath (You mean Wraith) - I said Wraith, now shut thy fuck up, and give me your wind pipe so I can cut that mother fucker (Pick somebody else) - I'm pickin' anybody I can find, and you happen to by thy next mother fucker in line (Ok lets do it) - Keep still right there and about, 1, 2, 3 of those mother fuckers I'm outta here

[Chorus:]
Let me make your pain be gone
I wanna
STAB, STAB, STAB,
It's like
Murdering be giving me ... Читать дальше »

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Kill Me! Whut! Mutha Facku! Murder Murder!
Whut! I can't wait to die! Please Murder my mother fuckin` ass off!
Bring It! Cause I`m Goin To Shangri-La

have you ever tried, to get the fuck up your hole,
fall right back inside, once again denied
have you ever seen, people turn into thy devil,
over money green, Tell me what it means
have you even been, to thy wicked part of town and,
would you go again, they don't want you in
Would you follow me, If i knew where it rains diamonds,
no more poverty, as clean as we can be, yeah

It rains diamonds nightly, in my Shangri-La lit brightly,
who could miss this so inviting?
Come stand mountain top and yell!

Somebody Stab my face or something! Kill Me!
What thy fuck a ninja gotta do around here to get his dead on?

do you like to drink, would you fuck a girl thy day you met her,
what you think, on thy kitchen sink
Dont you fire up, does th ... Читать дальше »

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(feat. Anybody Killa)

[Anybody Killa]
Story time, bitch!
All across the East Side

[Violent J]
What? I represent Delray!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Delray!

[Anybody Killa]
So?

[Violent J]
South West Side!

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
This Gypsy aunt of mine
You're the lucky one

She died and left behind
An ancient piece of time
I didn't know what it was
You're the lucky one

Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
You're the lucky one

This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean
You're the lucky one

A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream

[Chorus]
I was like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want

I was like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everythin ... Читать дальше »

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[Lady:]
Okay everybody, it's clown time, a clown is here.
Everybody sit around right here.
Because Shaggy the clown has a present for everybody.

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
I got your fuckin' present hangin' next to my nuts, now when i'm swinging on my hatchet, if it hits you it cuts.Don't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeks.Because i haven't had my mineral in almost a week, your fuckin' momma brought me here to entertain your ass.So no matter what i'm doin' i expect you to laugh.Now when you see me do a trick, and if it isn't even funny, give me props, unless you want your little necks bloody.I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch, but that ain't what i'm fuckin' about.I could sew your motuh shut, and pump air in through your nose.And fuckin' pop your head but we'd get blood on our chlothes.Look, i'm a wicked clown, i ain't no fuckin' superhero. Ain't a big and scary, though I fly like little Ray Mysterio ... Читать дальше »

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[Legs Diamond]
Legs Diamond in the house
And we sendin clown love out to Above the Law

[Violent J]
When I sit there and right the shit for the mic I hold
I make sure my beats are loud, and bold, and cold
Violent J is the name that I go by
Wakin up with blood on my hands and I don't know why
You motherfuckers tryin to get in my path
Don't be surprised when you get a shotgun up your ass
Instigators, I got one for that ass too
I'm gonna hang you from a street light, mangled and blue (eww)
You on my shit like a fiend coke
But if you say the wrong thing i'll put a slit in your throat
So, it's not the answer, no, i'm not a dancer, no
I'm not a hero, a zero , but I call myself a juggalo
And this is not a demo
ICP, Above The Law, we let it GO

[(Chorus) 2x]
Fantasizing, dramatizing, re-enacting MURDER MURDER

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I feel actions, speak loud like wor ... Читать дальше »

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[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J)]
I punch bitches in their fake titties (He Does)
I got warrants in like 8 cities (He does)
I like to murder those provokin (he does)
I swing quick, and leave a motherfucker's throat hangin open
I drink the blood of a street rat (he does)
Yo, Monox Boogie where tha weed at
I got 18 plus speed (uh huh)
With a plus 2 dagger from the Tomb of Horrors, D&D
(We cave heads in wit a brick) We Do
We fuck hotties with tha same dick (we do)
(We eat power lines and generators) We do
One time we shut detroit city off for like 11 hours
(We the wickedest believe that) We do
Stevie Wonder-Bra can see that (shit he do)
(We'll rip your head off) and swing it by the hair
(Until we get blood everywhere) Motherfucker getcha wicked on

[Chorus 2x]
We know you hate who we are, but even in Shangri-La
A wicked Clown gotta get they WICKED ON
(JD the We ... Читать дальше »

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Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show. Its the mistical, magical, great dark carnival. Dont bother lookin for parking, get rid of it, it aint like you ever coming back you fucking idiot. The carnival emerges only when you bout to die, and right now mother fucker you are dead in the sky. So come and put your soul up on the murder go round and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion. I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blow gun because i be the jugga loda dada loda sho-gun. I swings my sword down and split you in two before you even fall i bitch smack both of you. welcome to our carnival 50 thousand juggalos, freeks and wierdos and killas at our shows. Im just glad we down wit em' hate to be yall. and have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival.

[Chorus:]
Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead. Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, dead dead dead dead.

W ... Читать дальше »

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[The Carney:] Hurry Up, Show's Startin'
[The Patron:] I ca't believe they're still having it
I better get my butt in there right now

[The Ring Leader:]
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the sensational
and amazing... "Carnival of Carnage"
They said it couldn't happen, they said it wouldn't last
but boys and girls and everyone we got a carnival for that ass!
Tens of thousands of freaks,sideshows, and fools
a carnival who together lives by their own rules

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
We looked into the stars,foretold everyone
Something dark and wicked this way comes
We told of oddities, crawling from the dark
And a carnival which we can all belong (all belong)
I dwell upon the streets, and I can tell you this
I see some circus, Juggalo shit going on
People drawn together by rare and scubby music
And we even gather once a year to put it down

[Chorus]
With Tilt a whirls and ... Читать дальше »

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you know the irony of life is that you have like
this big dream to get where you wanna be
but once you get there you start to dream about where you came from.
I guess thats the part of the circle of our lives
like the hands of a clock going round.
if only we could wind them back and return to a time where the dream began.
its all too soon thats all will be is a dream in someones mind.

Look at me I'm famous on top of the world,
I finally reached up in time (im a superstar)
stand up, step back and take a look
is this really whut I had in mind? (i dont really think so)
I guessed them goals that we set in the day,
they actually came to be. (yup yup)
but now I'm lookin at a black white paper,
and with a whole book of memories (but we never read)

seven deep in the jeep with the camel top,
everybody and they drunk as hell,
?? and awesome dre and anybody by the right would see us ... Читать дальше »

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And we're ready, just remember to be smooth you gotta be faster tho
We gotta go through it faster

Why?
Because we dont have that much space

I'm feeling it

Then we gotta brake it up
The name is Vamiro, go

The name is Vampiro, go Vampiro child of the rancid rechid darkness
Vampiro I truley am a juggalotus manik killa
Super unkown hero
Vampiro
Yea a true hatchet ryda long rain the lotus killers
Then again it's my privlage to power bomb your fucking ass
On a bed of butcher knives motherfucker

Mothafucko

Open up the Pandora's Box bitchboy

And I am 1 of 6 killas, the Jamie Monoxide (Jamie Madrox) oh fuck ok that's that dude from Twiztid
Shaggy (Monoxide) Blaze whut the fucker ever Monoxide (Blaze) Blaze
And of course Violent J
With blood trails drain through the streets of detroit
Like faygo off a juggalos dick motherfucker
(A juggalos body) Oh
The result of 6 ... Читать дальше »

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Father, I confess for doing
I had a brain, but life had to ruin it
Dissinfected, Disected, Don't Respect It
When you put me in a cage full of animals
Savages and cold blooded canibals
I can't help but come but abouts me
try to run but they found me, surround me
Then they choke ya, and provoke ya
try to smoke ya, turn you into a joka
I tried to rub it off, but its all I know
the only thing I ever knew, so what to do
look at you, a bigot till your growin old
your growin mold, with a soul thats freezin cold
so I confess, but even if I'm all wrong
I'll be down with the clown till I'm dead and gone

[Chorus]

I confess, this lady had a purse, so I took it
I took it home, opened it, I shook it
she had papers, lipstick and nail polish
credit cards and about 27 dollars
I bought a 5th, drank it and laid there
it seemed like, I could see the purse everywhere ... Читать дальше »

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Violent J, Shaggy, Insane Clown Posse, baby what
from New York to L.A.
from Chile to Greece
from New Ghandi to your momma
we gives absolutly no fucks
Motha fucka
natural born serial murderers
mass mothafuckin murderin muderers
bitch, come and meet your maker

Im scary like Michael Jaskson up close
I like diggin up dead bodies
look at me Im gross
my name's Violent J but you can call me syphillis
gonorrhea the clap cause i infected this rap
you wanna know if i could ever kill somebody
well thats like askin Charlie Manson if he's ever been in jail
I kill family, friends, myself
what, yeah, I'd kill myself if I could only survive
I tried to kill Rob Van Winkle, in fact thats how we met
I went up to kill him and he was thinkin the same shit
I pulled out a chainsaw, he pulled out and ax
I was like come-on, wait is that a Stanley, where'd u get that ... Читать дальше »

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[Violent J]

This is for mom
Miss Linda Harwood
Miss Cathy Hill
This is for you.

I respect my mother
With every step I take
She was there for my first step
In the first place
Everybody wants out on their own
Now that I'm grown
I wanna be back home
In a world full of vipers
Only my mother's love was righteous
I feel I've been to hell and back three times
I could never sum it up with these rhymes
Looking for a story to share
With somebody, but they never seem to care
While I'm looking for this person everywhere
I'm slippin', cause my mom is right here
Life moves along so fast
When I see real love at last it's past
That ain't gonna happen to me
I can hear my conscience rapping to me
It's like "Hey, you've only got one real friend
From the cradle, to the grave, and back again."
With unconditional love
That's my ... Читать дальше »

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I paint my face every year all day
the 31st aint nothin to me, another holiday
all of a sudden face paintin's in style
And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on
but try to live all year though
try pickin up a chick when your painted up like a wierdo
im 68 years old I still trick or treat
you think I care? shit I'm trying to find somethin to eat
and tell your old ladies to keep your pennys
if it aint above a quarter, don't even bother
im sick of these little kids to I know you did it
put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
and then they take my candy and diss
"look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!"
all year I'm a psycho uh huh I see
but every halloween, you wanna be me!

theyyyyyyyyy
every halloween
they want to be meee
theyyyyyyyyy
every halloween
they want to be meee

a gorila, a buffer fish and a ba ... Читать дальше »

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If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero
Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro
Every album I touch 5 mics
Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes
Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst
And one of those huge barbecues with them bonny skirts
I wouldn't need a baracade at my shows
cause it would be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows
id have a 90 pound sled on my arm
who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm
but shes a super model and she works in Brazil
and her daddy places pool on the isle of ???
I remember when I met at a party with my friends
I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?"
Jeckel whut? I don't even know who they are
If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar

[Chorus:]
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so neat I can't be beat
call my one time
I'm so fashon, I'm divine
I'm so famous I'm so sweet ... Читать дальше »

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If it was up to me I would never dare you
If it was up to me I would rather spare you
If it was up to me I would try to sway you

Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
It's all out, you have to take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
It's all out, you have to take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
It's all out, you have to
If it was up to me you wouldn't have to fear him
If it was up to me I wouldn't let you near him
If it was up to me it doesn't really matter
Inside out, it's only
It's all out, they gotta take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
It's all out, you have to take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
Take it (Do it)
It's all out, you have to

Ok, come on
You don't wanna see what goes on over here
You don't even wanna get near
If I was you I'd turn ... Читать дальше »

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I choke....nope, nah, hold up.
Aight, listen....Fucking go!!

I stab you with an umbrella, and then open it!
(Nooo!!)
Cause I'm sick like a diseased Etheopian!!
(That shit's wack...aight, fuck that....aight, hold up....aight, c'mon....WAIT A SECOND!! LISTEN!!)
I'll peel your cap back with a cannonball
I buck them all
Fuck them all
(Yeah!)
We standing tall
(Whooooo!!)
Three 6 Mafia!! (Yes!! Yes!!) Insane Clown Posse and
Twiztid... (Noooo!!)

We used to--we used to--
We used to rob for them petty thangs
Like a gold chain
Or a mothafucking pinky ring
Now it's gold cane
If you see me on the dope train
I'm the dope man
Cigarettes in my right hand
Ready to make a stand
Old folks scared of eye gain
Out the window pane
They be looking with a migraine
While I catch a drain
And you know it's a fucking shame
Whe ... Читать дальше »

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Now a days everybody wanna talk

But nothing comes out when they moving they lips
Just a bunch of jibberish
And muthafuckers act like Eminem ain't gay
Everybody forgot
What happened?
What up Dre?
Yeah
It's all about Dre
It's all about Dre
Compton's in the house
Yeah that's right
Compton is in the house
Come here pull down your panties you little bitch
Alright hold up dawg
Go easy on me and shit
You about ripped my asshole last time
Take some of this Compton dick
Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest
You wanna be famous?
Uh huh
Then spread that bitch ass
It's all about Dre
Yeah, Compton
Ahh dawg you hurting me dawg
You the tightest Detroit rapper you little bitch
You ripping my asshole dawg
Hold on a second, wait don't bust
Wait, oh ahh dawg
Take all this compton dick ... Читать дальше »

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(What's wrong)?
(Whut up homie)?
You got a lot of homies, I see that nice
I gotta kinda wonder if you stick like mice or not
When it gets hot who stays, who runs
Who be holding ground, who be bucking like shotguns
You gotta lot a muscle, would they tussle for you?
If there's shit going down would they hussle for you?
Tell me, if you get a number do the tables switch?
Are the type to leave them all hanging, and run like a bitch?

Run away boy, run away boy, hurry up,
Run away boy, run away boy, hurry,
Run away boy, run away boy, hurry up,
Run away boy,
Run away boy, HURRY!
(RUN)
Hurry boy go run and hide your ugly face
Hurry boy go run away where you can be safe
Hurry boy go run away, hope they dont give chase
Hurry boy just leave your friends, you need to be safe
(don't worry about them)
(let them come to us)

Give me a ?? I see that we down ... Читать дальше »

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Good Schools

The learning process

I had no education when I was a kid
I have no explination for them things that I did
I pulled the legs off a dog and rolled them down a hill
I put poop in a hotdog bun and ate it for the thrill
I tried to impress this girl that lived on my block
I said look, and bashed my homies face in with a rock
Then other people came and took me away
They made me eat pills, like 25 everyday

Everything is slow, like in slow motion
My penis won't get hard
By the time it does I ain't horny no more
Thats it, enough I jump out the window
12th floor
I put a sock on my penis and robbed a jewelry store
The police might chase me, but I won't get caught
If I do it ain't my fault, something takes me over

Somethings talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Somethings telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me
Somet ... Читать дальше »

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Spread your wings
Flying over frozen mountains
Crystal rivers and geizer fountains
Drifting above China's Mystic Forest
Float with the breeze and cross seas to shores
Deserts, cactus, and tumbleweed
Irish meadows and fields of green
Glide through cities of brick and stone
Broken arrows of ancient Rome

Fly with me
Come on and fly with me
Come on and fly with me
Come on and fly with me
Come on and fly with me
Won't you come fly with me?
Come on and fly with me
Come on and fly with me
Everybody

Haunted woodlands, forbidden trails
Dusts that was caves and O.K. Corrals
Castle halls, underwater falls
Pyramids crumble when nature calls
Skies of blue become black with stars
Lightning bugs kept within jars
Sand moves slowly through the hour glass
Wings spread, we can all fly last

Everybody come and fly away
You must b ... Читать дальше »

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Insane Clown Posse!
ICP! about to take you way back! way back that is, to Vernor!

Posse, Up!
Me and Shaggy 2 Dope in the home away from home
In the black bucket hearse with the rusty grill a chrome
Pickin up the homies, we get em one by one
If you aint psychopathic ryda boy you cannot come (bump)
Everybody's lookin if you jealous turn around
Fuckin with them leathers got us hoppin off the ground [Honk]
We getting good grip from the 50 series tires
The alpines bumpin but I need the volume higher
Cuz the 808 kick drum make you wanna get some
I got a scrodum full a balls I let your girlie lick them
Every time we rollin Twiztid's gotta roll a joint
I almost died from inhilation comin back from Cedar's Point
Hookers and zombies in every direction
Lookin for the wavin for some action
The wagons kinda crowded though
The whole car was leanin' back
Jamie tryin to kee ... Читать дальше »

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That was from 1994...
Welcome to Forgotten Freshness Volume 3

Draw something make sure you don't forget your red pen
cause we gonna need it when you draw the blood in
ps-ps-ps-psychopathic records baby all offensive powers
our plane's high-jacked, head for record label towers
drink of choice, Faygo, rock-n-rye with hennesey
i like marijuana that is sent from tennessee
I'm sick of rock guitars always lacin' our shit
we bout to get wicked for the sixth (the sixth), the sixth (the sixth)
I like cuttin' heads off, blood trail through the house
down to the basement where I hollow them out
Run lady, I'm on you, don't reach for the phone
I'm gonna cut you up and voodoo drums with your bones

[Chorus:]
Cartoon Nightmares!
Science fiction, brain incision.
Cartoon Nightmares!
Satellites and televisions.
Won't you draw me?
Liquid lines of (technicolor) color.
... Читать дальше »

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What did I do? Tell me:tell me what did I do?
Tell me: NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'!
Look at that guy over there he's so skinny
He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny
That's fuckin' nasty what kinda bitch does he get
The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
Pushin' all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a retard
No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes
Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose
The motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut
Bet he's got tadpoles livin' on his butt
I fuckin' don't understand these people
No kinda class
Somebody needs to beat they ass
I wanna tell him GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK!
I wanna beat his face in with a rock!
He ain't good for shit, but bringin' our property down
Draggin' his funky ass around
He's starvin', sportin' a pair of troop sweats
Hands dried and cracked up like ... Читать дальше »
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I don't know. She ain't even looking that good. (kinda fat)
Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could. (kinda fat like that)
It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around. (boing)
Wiping poo-poo of they babie's butt, i think i wanna take her down

Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x]

Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit,
You talkin bout you wanna fuck my girl,
man we raising a baby together,
that's some bull muthafuckin shit.

I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off at chucky cheese
Got ya similax formula, just baby fuck me please
goo goo ga ga, i make ya baby laugh
(Don't you like the way my ugly face looks)
But when baby go night night,
you gonna hafta to come up with some ass

Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x]

I'm tryin to look out for you and your baby,
that's why i'm telling ... Читать дальше »

Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 372 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

Remember me bitch, 8th grade
ball park, skinny ass well-fare aid
Ustler and Bruce brothers we was the shit
Dungeons, Dragons, and Bruce Lee flicks
quit school, nobody missed us,
nobody hugged and kissed us, only dissed us
now look at these beautiful model type high class women
takin' my dick in em'
you don't remember my kind in class
the wigged out freak starin' at your ass
never had the courage to even say hi,
only smell your perfume vapor when you walk by
I'm the scrub that never crossed your mind
now your flashing your titties at me waitin in line
and that's fine, while you're working your charm
look beneath the paint bitch, its the scrubs who won
look at him, the same pair of pants and that shirt again
an outcast, I knew I had to do something
figure out a way to make something out of nothin
open up shop, got what you need
speakers, clothes, CD' ... Читать дальше »
Категория: Тексты Insane Clown Posse | Просмотров: 381 | Добавил: twiztid | Дата: 08.04.2009 | Комментарии (0)

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