[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Wibble wabble bumble boo, i'm Violent J nice to meet you, hop and jump thy cherry pump, (cherry syrup on ice cream) yum.What you say i buy you some, what's your name bitch, where you from?You know me but don't be scared, (bloody hands are weird) i know, don't front girl you like us thugs, very scary, carney, scrubs, you don't want no richie faggot, (i think of shaggy when he tag it) That's all good i'll hook you up/ Send your shit, i'll look you up, you met J though he goes first/ Yea cause that's just how it works "slut".I can put aside my axe, give your butt a couple smacks, once you let me all up in, your lucky if we'll meet again.

[Zug Izland Chorus:]
I don't wanna lemon ben and jerry, baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna tropicana dairy baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut flurry baby
Don't you wanna mix?
[Juggalos:]
Cotton Candy and.....
[Juggalettes:]
Popsicles!

[Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J:]
You from Dallas,Texas right?
You must be girl, you look tight, plus you rock a grip of ass,
(thank you shaggy sweetness),
thank you nothin' let me hit it, truffle shuffle, waffle biscuit,
whatever that was we ate cost me like $13.58,
(sugar bear, i'm worth all that, shit, bitch i'll smack you call me that,
(what?) calll me shaggy southwest thug, juggalo isle of zug
Do him what you did to me, with your tongue ring and your teeth,
(only when in private) you think i wanna see his dick? peace!
Put your candy down, let me show your tongue around,
here's my popsicle and balls, get on your knees and go for yours.

[Zug Izland Chorus:]
I don't wanna watermelon cherry baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna tropicana berry baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna blue banana sherry baby
Don't you wanna mix?
[Juggalos:]
Cotton Candy and.....
[Juggalettes:]
Popsickles!?
I don't wanna lemon ben and jerry, baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna tropicana dairy baby
Don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut flurry baby
Don't you wanna mix?
[Juggalos:]
Cotton Candy and.....
[Juggalettes:]
Popsickles!

[DJ Shaggy 2 Dope puttin' it down juggalo mix style:]
Southwest Side bitch! bader than bad
Cause i'm from motown
Bader than bad
Cuz i'm from motown
Cause i'm from motown
Southwest Side bitch!
Give it to 'em, give it to 'em, yeah.
Time to get busy in this mother fucker... [Chorus repeats]