This clown don't smile and honk your nose
This clown don't wear big goofy clothes
This clown don't mind your hatred for me
You'll get turned into a dead corpse right before me

Real underground baby...

[Chorus 2x]
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
Me and the witch gonna go right to ya!

[Violent J]
Role model, eat a dick up and swallow
Only model I follow by the Jim Beam bottle
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
Full throttle, rollin' in an El Dorado
Full bottle, I care about no tomorrow
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall

Who can paint their face up!?
(Who can paint their face up!?)
And wear a ninja suit!?
(And wear a ninja suit!?)

[Violent J]
Floatin' thru some backyards
Dropkick your knees and backwards
I'm outti with a (poof!)
(And ain't that shit the truth!?)
My days are long and lonely
Black rain is right before me

Real underground baby

[Violent J]
My brain does nothing for me
Heyy! This pain'll be my story

[Repeat 4x]
Who took the chicken off the plate
And put it in the fridge?!
SHAGGY 2 DOPE DID!!

Underground baby...real underground baby

[Violent J 4x]
I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm doin' it because I love it
And I'm underground baby
Real underground baby

Underground baby...real underground baby
Underground baby...real underground baby

Who can paint their face up!?
(Who can paint their face up!?)
And wear a ninja suit!?
(And wear a ninja suit!?)

[Violent J]
Floatin thru some backyards
Dropkick your knees and backwards
I'm outti with a (poof!)
(And ain't that shit the truth!?)

[Carnival of Carnage samples]

[Violent J]
My brain does nothing for me
This pain will be my story
Black rain is right before me

Underground baby

[Ringmaster samples]

Underground baby

[Riddle Box samples]

[Violent J 4x]
I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm doin' it because I love it
And I'm underground baby
Real underground baby

[Great Milenko samples]

My days are long and lonely
Black rain is right before me

Real underground baby

My brain does nothing for me
This pain'll be my story

[Amazing Jeckel Brothers samples]

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Underground!
Underground 2 miles deep
Under your feet
Underground
Underground!
Underground 2 miles deep
Under the street
Underground

[Repeat 4x]
By far the ugliest and most monsterous thing I have ever seen (The Wraith!)

[Wraith samples]

I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands

HALLELUJHAH!!!!!