Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts,
Eat 'em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks,
Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt,
Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt.
In the fridge there's a faygo, it tastes ill,
Cuz it's fatter that a bitch on a big wheel!
I got a few moneybacks, and a little change,
So I'm headed to the store, when the phone rings:
What up, man check it out, I know this bitch,
She gots another friend with her, and her dad's rich,
If we find us a ride up to rynethat,
Garunteed, we can fuck 'em both on the spot!
Oh shit, lemme call bill-bill,
I wanna go and let my nuts do the windmill,
He ain't home, fuck, I'll call mike clark,
Cuz I know he can get the fuckin' skylark,
He said he can, but he's broke, and it needs gas,
But I wanna buy this faygo - think fast!
I know my brother jump steady's got a few bones,
But t ... Читать дальше »

A ninja is the branch of the japenese samurai. a very old
Orginization. it's origins are hundreds of years old. much
Of it's history's been lost. not many ninjas exist today, yet
They all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of ninjitsu.
No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die.
Ninja's possess superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfucker
Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills
I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned away
And now they dissin me, yellin fuck nerdy j
Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
As I sit and draw a ninja on my fold ... Читать дальше »

Yeah, you give sax lessons. why not to spend the night? I am only to
Spend the night? I play music of the night. no, no, I'm not awake in
The day. read my lips, eww scary. aww, man, why you guys in the goddamn,
Yellow pages then, the fuckin, the goddamn, what's it, no, it's the
Weekly. in paranthasees, 'no gig...eww, scary'. and that's just what I am.
Scary.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
Nah, bitch, super balls, is the name
And I come from a far away planet
Southwest del ray, goddamn it!
And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs
Super balls, and concrete nutsacs
You know that fat lady skank that always bothers you
I'm here to fuck her, yo, that's what I do
So tell me where the hoes is at
The fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs
Super balls ain't scared of a fuckin' thing
Hold your belly up and I'll stick you with my super wang
So, who's next, t ... Читать дальше »

Stomp stomp stomp (forks is up forks is down) (3x)
Stomp stomp stomp (wicked clown, wicked town)

Take a look around, tell me what'cha see
You see flames and smoke, then there's me
I'm burning houses and jumping telephone poles
They call me fireface, I'm sucking hot coals
Give me a quarter, I'll buy a quarter worth of gas
Sneek in your house and slowly pour it in your ass
Blaze it up, you're running around screechin scorn
Your ass is burning, your nuts pop like popcorn
And when I see you, I stomp all the flames out
Stomp your face and your ass, stomp your titties
I'll stomp your balls, we stomp in my wicked town
Forks up and forks down, a wicked clown
I represent like a true gangbanger should
I paint the forks and k's in your neighborhood
And when you see me, give a nod, say what up
Then walk away or I'll stomp your fuckin mouth shut
When I'm done, I drink a couple ... Читать дальше »

Eh, yo, j, man, eh?
Yeah.
Eh, man, you remember me?
Ah-huh.
You remember that shit you said?
Uh-uh.
Well, paybacks a bitch!
(4 gunshots)
Mmm, motherfucker, let's go man.
Hold up, man, he's still alive, man.
(5 gunshots)
Die motherfucker, damn!
(1 gunshot)
Shoot the motherfucker again, man
(1 gunshot)
Aw, shit.
(2 gunshots)
Shoot him again, man.
Ahahaha. ahahah.
(3 gunshots)
Motherfucker's still alive man
Ahahahahahahahaha
(3 gunshots)
Die, man.
(1 gunshot)
Ahahahahaha
Aw shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man
Ahhhh! ahahahaha!
The wicked clowns will never die!!!!!
Hahahahah, bitches.

My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch
Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all
My bitch don't blink, she don't even think
About money or fuckin mall

My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
Cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms
Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years

My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
We forced met on a oujia board
Miss crabber damned, she would chew on snakes
And swallow a ninja sword

I said, hey bitch, how do you do?
Some fucks call me violent j
She picked her nose and flicked it at me
Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch

My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
Fuck that!

My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
And has to talk like this I love you
She can drink th ... Читать дальше »

(laughter)
One pussy licken', comin' up!
What's your name handsome?
Clyde, ms. virginia, a pleasure to see you.
Oh my, you're all naked too, like ms. marge
Are you going to suck the poison out too?
Do you know what's under my apron?
No ma'am, I ain't never looked...a cock like I got, I guess.
No clyde, it's a nice big cunt.

My name is shaggy but some call me saggy balls
Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair
I need a bytch
I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bytches thats what I'm tryna do
My nuts is people so I'm tryna stuff em in there too
Cotton candy
It wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me?
Then take a look and then south
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a ... Читать дальше »

Comaley, get up. let's go.
What?
Well, it's your lucky day today, pal. you're free.
Uh, what do you mean?
Yup, that's right you been pardoned. so come on get your shit
Let's go.
What are you talking about, I don't understand?
Yup, governor's pardoned you. now come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
Uh, uh, I'm free. are you serious!?
Fuck no, you got four more years, stupid ass.
Hahahaha. every
Fuckin day, you fall for it. fuckin stupid ass.

Wicked clown!

When I get out, I'm going home to southwest
Going straight to my freaks and get undressed
And I'm a hit it like an insane chicken hawk
Hoochie, won't be able to walk

When I get out, I'm a run around town naked
Cuz my freedom feels good, I can't fake it
I let my nuts flop to the hip-hop
I wanna chop chop punk cop flip flop

When I get out, I'm going to my mother's house
She gonna cook a steak and ... Читать дальше »

Won't you be my prom queen? (another morning)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time

Won't you be my prom queen? (must take for my senior prom)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time

Another morning, I must get up and go to school
I'm taking too long gettin dressed, tryin to look my best
Because today is not your ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming up and I hear my daddy's warnings
I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much trouble because i'm
I'm very nice, my mother says I'm very handsome
When I wear my good vest, and mother knows best
I got to school, I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
But this time, I must now approach them (or)
Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again(ow)
And so I chose her, her hair, it matches with ... Читать дальше »

[crowd]heeeyyyyyy!

Welcome to another exciting episode of daray's #1 game show: the joker's
Wild!
Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants.

Ha haha hey, mudda fuckas! get ready for the killer show for this bitch!
We
Got a cop,
We got a judge, and we got a redneck. so step the fuck up and play the
Joker's
Wild!
(woohoo!)

Everybody smile!
Guess who's back on your underground dial! (who? )
It's the game show host wit the most (violent j)
And tonight we gonna have a little pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Top copper! it's been a long while!
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle.
Mr. big man packin' that steel.
But tonight you ain't shit. now spin the fuckin' wheel!
Looks good nice try! now let's see just how you gon' die!
Lucky, lucky, it landed on carpenter jed.
He just pounds nails in your forehead.
The pig got lucky that time. but let's take a look.
Who's next down the line. oh, the 43rd district ... Читать дальше »