Well I'm headed down the southern trail, I'm goin' chicken huntin'.
Choppin' red neck chicken necks I ain't sayin' nothin'
To the hillbilly, stick my barrel in his eye, boom-shaka, boom-shaka,
Hair chunks in the sky.
Why? i, never liked chicken pot pie or the chopped chicken on rye.
Tell mr. billy bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop-chop, stab, cut.
What can you do with a drunken hillbilly? 
Cut his fuckin' eyes out, and feed 'em to his aunt nilly.
Willie, willie chicken neck. chicken huntin' gotta love it.
Hit him with the 12 gauge bucket, chicken nuggets.
Layed out all over the grass. bet his little hound dog'll eat 'em up
Fast.

(pre-chorus):
Last as long as you can, my man,
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got:
Blood, guts, fingers and toes. (w/ echoes)
Blood, guts, fingers and toes. (w/ echoes)
Blood, guts, fingers and toes. (w/ echoes)
Sittin' front row at the chicken show, so...
(end prechorus)
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Laying in my bed, I think of many horror tales.
Yet I better move, my bed is made of nails.
I try to roll off, my skin slowly tears away.
My flesh is stuck to the bed as I begin my day.
Walking out the house this morning, the sky is red.
The streets are crowded with the bodies of the living dead.
They're tryin' a die, they're jumping off a roof tops.
They only scream in pain as their body flops.
I rather stay inside my home and only pray to die.
But my house has been on fire since like `85.
I can only stand a night of the fatal smoke.
But see you never die, you only burn and choke.
And so I leave out the house, and walk the land.
Wild pigs run and feed off the dying men.
And look around you, there's bodies hanging from the trees,
But they're not dying, they're only crying, please!
I hear the thunder in the sky so I run and hide.
The deli raymay soon come down, you've got to get inside.
The lunatics see the lightning, they're screami ... Читать дальше »

Start tha movie.

I loved the old man. he had never wronged me. he had never given me
Insult. for his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. yes, it was this. one
Of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. a pale, blue eye with a film over it.
Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. and so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever.

So I'm headed door to door
With my grandmother's cookie jar.
I'm sellin' cookies, 12 for a dollar.
I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any.
I resort to goin' cheaper - 2 for a penny.
Anybody, everybody, they hate me.
I can tell when they spit and degrade me.
There's only one house left, the last on the block.
Old man willie on the hilltop.
I ring the doorbel, the door creeps open.
And there it was starin' and scopin'.
The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin'
I was trippin'. ahh, seeya!
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Please, let me off the terror wheel.
Shut up, bitch! looks like it's nighty night time (gunshots).
Only some of you won't be waking up. ahahahah. as for the rest of
You, sit back, put on your pjs and nighties while the story entitled
'out'.
What the fuck is up? !
I'm in haughhh!
And violent j is finna tell a story
So sit your ass down
Shut the fuck up
And get stoned, motherfucker

Well, I'm waking up so early, cuz I knew this day would come
My daddy's passed out with an empty bottle of rum
Although she's been gone long, I do not miss my mother
And he's a sorry fuck, so there's nothing in the cupboard
My little brother's starving, hungry and sick
Cuz ain't nobody coming by the house giving free shit
So we gettin' kinda skinny and my brother's almost dead
Got no other chose but for milk and bread
Stepped out the house for the first time in two years
Cuz my neighbor hood, it ain't really good
Lay up in my bedroom night afte ... Читать дальше »

No, you ain't getting none, bitch. this shit costs money. oh, hey.
Hey, kiddies. how are you like the ride thus far? blah.
Excellent. this next one is about that shit that comes out of the
Sewers and pipes and chokes your neck. it's called the smog.
Ahahahaha!

The smog is coming...

Aw shit, here it comes, creeping through the cracks
The nooks, the crannies, hittin' smack
It's filling up my head, I gotta get it out
I got me a plan to get the shit out
Pulled out an ice pick to pick the bitch up
Smackin it, pushin it in my ear, fuck
Lord, oh please, what's happenin' to me? 
It's the poisonous air from the smoke stacks, g
Seaping in my head, fuckin' up my brain
Driving me crazy, nuts, insane
Sewer slut, g, greasy slime
I'm always bucking with father time
Cuz he's my motherfucking enemy number one
Try to potcher up my life by fillin up my lungs
The shit you call air, but I call it death
Cuz it makes me choke and lose my ... Читать дальше »

Just skitsofrantic, don't panic

Just leave me alone, get the fuck on
Skitsofrantic to the bone, when I'm home
I can hear people walking in the other room
Cooking up chicken, chilling in my kitchen
Try to drive home, someone's in the back
Whisperin words, reeling on my neck
Flick in my ear, I know they're right there
But I can't see em in my mirror, uh
Laying in my bed, I'm better off dead
They're trying to figure out a way to cut off my head
Hiding under covers, they're trying to get me
But I can tell one of them is under there with me
I got a phone call, I can't pick it up
Can't do a thing, just let it ring
Cuz if I do, the phone will explode
I think I better leave him on hold

Just skitsofrantic, don't panic...

I better just chill, bitch get real
I know you're trying to poison my meal, I know the deal you want me dead so that you can get paid
I ain't gotta dime, so don't waste your time
I gotta kill them or the ... Читать дальше »

Mr. piser, I think you should come up here
Amy's in the attic and brain has gone ecstatic

Not another day of all the suffering and pain I was just a little boy ever so naive
Amy was my best friend, I never want to hurt her
I never wanna ever wanna think about her murder
On the playground, I chase her down the slide
I chase her cross the monkey bars and she would run and hide
Jinglin and tumbling, I pushed her off the sled
Amy coincidently hit her head
Dumbling inside my brain, down came the wade
Amy isn't answering, who would get the blame? 
Amy isn't laughing, amy isn't crying
Amy isn't really breathing, God I think she's dying
Suddenly, the air is cold I must get her inside
Even though she died, amy has to hide
Nobody must ever know that I made amy sick
Lock her up forever in the attic

Maybe it is best to die, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true then how come I am telling you
And if I really mea ... Читать дальше »

Uh, uh, who's pussy is this, bitch? uhh, who's pussy? yeah.
Eh, what the fuck are you looking at? ain't you never seen
Pussy before, stupid ass? slap that ass. oh, uh, oh, hey.
How's it happenin' again? this song right here, we're ready
To slow it down and get a little sexy, ya know. as 2 dope tells
Ya how he stuck her with his wang. ahahahah!!

Yeah, what's up, man? 
Icp in this bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
All you bitches, man
Come over to my house
And I'll take ya upstairs
And I'm a stick you with my wang
Ya know what I'm saying

I stuck her with my wang
She hit me in the balls
I grabbed her by her neck and I bounced her off the walls
She said it was an accident and then apologized
But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes

I stuck her with my wang
Bitchy bitchy ho
I'd like to stick a faygo bottle in your neden, ho
I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up
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Greetings.
Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes
Your coin was very much appreciated
And now I shall grant you your future
It seems my cards of tarot have dealt you a very odd hand
A hand of six jokers card, this is very rare
And suggest something neusant is approaching
You should be visited by a dark circus
A circus that holds pain and anguish
This travelling mass of evil will leave you corpse to rot
While entrapping your soul to displayed at future stops
Oh yes, you should also be aware that it is your own evil doings
That have brought about this carnival's visit
All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your life
Have whipped and spun into form, the form of one
One who leads this gruesome parade of pain into your life
One sinister beast, one known only as ringmaster

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the museum, the wax museum
Thousands of dead souls covered in wax
All of the rare exhibits you are about to encounter
Are s ... Читать дальше »

If I'm gonna die
I'm going out riding the wagon

Hear it comes, the horrifying midnight wagon
Saggin, laggin, dead bodies draggin
On a piece of string, they flop around and fling
Now shut your ass up and let the juggla sing
It's the insane clown posse coming threw
Looking for hickies and the prickies and your ass too
Everybody gets a ride on the ghost car
Don't matter who you are, we going straight to hell
And it ain't far, mr. nevers
You seem to be the kill joy
So get your ass in fat boy
You can sit up in the front with the ringmaster
With the ringading-dingalinga-ping-master
And get your motherfucking wind pipe chopped off
And your funky ass body gets dropped off
In the gutter, the wheels keep rollin
Throwin heads out the back, nugget bowlin from the...

Wagon wagon, dead bodies draggin
Are you down with the clown with clown luv, ride the...
Wagon wagon, dead bodies draggin
Every dead fuck in the city comes and r ... Читать дальше »