I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em
what up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
me and you, we been down for a while right
we been here and there, we been pretty tight
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin
I was over there mowin' the grass
and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
and then I went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
one thing just led to another
next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother
Please don't hate me
but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
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"I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America
and Canada to succeed,"
Worldwide...yeah.
"Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men"
Amen.
"And tonight I want to speak in a way that you'll realize that
God ordained every one of his creations to be successful."
Look at this, millionare, suave,
definitely paid, lemonade, stock market played,
marinate in shade, top craze,
bitches blowin' up phones,
I walk by, never lie,
I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye,
rollin' by, BMW, never take the truck with your kid,
who what where, over there, with the diamond sinclare,
looky there, everywhere I stay flossin' them things,
I'm like bang, bling bling bang,
chingy bling blang,
what the fuck bitch, hurry up and suck,
move along, c'mon, until it's gone,
get the fuck out the room,
I'm rollin' chrome,
700 sp ... Читать дальше »

you don't like the way I am,
you don't like ICP & Twiztid,
always wit a hatchet...Whut,
Fuck You,
this the way I am
I stay Scrubby even though I'm paid, Whut
Dropped out in the sixth grade, Whut
had syphilis three times, Whut
Committed mad felony crimes, Whut
Been a week I ain't washed my ass, Whut
Flunked outta special ed class, Whut
I'd slap John Gotti right here, Whut
But he's locked up now so neea, Whut
Carnivals beyond the dead, Whut
Still attack you without my head, Whut
Scrubatism I'm about, Whut
Slappin baywatch beauties in the mouth, Whut
Stomp ghosts that think they hard, Whut
Pickin fights up at the graveyard, Whut
You don't like me, I make you sick,
Come here and get a mouth full of dick,
cuz I am whut I am
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT
I act how I wanna act, WHUT
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT
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I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food
I'll mow the fuckin lawn, on a land mine field like what, boom
I'll roll a m-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up
I'll share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love
I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screamin and bustin shots at him
I'll scratch my back with a chain saw, oh yeah, got it
I'll walk through Compton alone, in sport Wranglers and a cowboy hat
I'll head-butt a fuckin unicorn, come here bitch
I'll stand on a stump, and let you trim my toenails with a axe
I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and then try to run with a banana hangin out my ass
I'll fuckin become pen-pals with the unibomber and let him send me packages
I'll drive a ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin about free ice cream sandwiches
[Chorus 2x]
What's the matter, what's the matter
what's the matter, are you scared
w ... Читать дальше »

Welcome to the dark carnival....
Violent J....Shaggy 2 Dope....
The Insane Clown Posse....
We'll live forever...Live forever...
Come join us....Carnival awaits us...
Take my hand...Take my hand....
Shangri-La...Live forever...
Here go another clown song, freaky and weird
I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard
I'm tryin'a spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freakshow
It's alright though, there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, I can promise you this
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit
Bling bling, all the money they got
All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive
Only we rap about fuckin' a bee-hive
You wanna keep it real, walk out your door
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I, uh, still have problem... if it's ok with them... over there
Them... the dark carnival in general... it'sthe whole stabbin' thing again,
Its... see iuh...

I stab people, like everyday folks
Skinny people, any people, I chop out they throats
My stabbin's are ninja-like with the quickness (hey)
By the time you feel it, I'm like three blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now I stab people and drive away, I'm like put-put-put-put-put
I do shows and stab people at the same time, what of it?
I stab barracade security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab people there
They're so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, def leppard, remember them?
Well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off (you can ask him)lyor cohen, the
President of island,
I'm at a business meeting with him, lookin' at him, smilin'
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Welcome to the tilt a whirl, he, all you mutha fuckers are gonna die, every
Body, you dieing everyday, constantly, ill kill myself right mutha fuckin now
And still wont die, try it, wicked clowns never, never die why

Oh my goody look a chicken keep your money heres a ticket,
Hold up keep your kids out here they too young to play in there.
Step right up now strap em in lock it tight under his chin,
Clamp his arms up to his side it's gonna be a helly ride.
Now if you misplace an item psychopathic certify em,
If you lose your nugget yo hatchet ain't responsible.
Look and wonder if you will cos we about to rip and kill,
Think about your every sin as my tilt a whirlly spin.
Die clown die
Die clown die
Looky look a fancy fuck with his wallet up his butt,
Give the wealthy what they want fuck the line put him up front.
Welcome to our specticle carny rides etcetrical,
Hope you like it ev ... Читать дальше »

Bring it
Cell block, twin gats
Full clip, foe foe, lil' shank, bullet
Jeremy, psychopathic rydas
Nipples, tom dub
All up in that bitch ass
Bubba dub, double a
Stepdirt, jump steady, billy bill, tom k
Mike e. clark, jason, dougie
Psychopathic tell me
Who got more hoes than us? (don't nobody)
No, who rock more shows than us? (don't nobody)
No, who got more bank than us? (don't nobody)
No, who down with hoods in black trucks (fuckin everybody)
Back the fuck up cause y'all ain't got shit
Representin the street killas my whole clique
Where the bitch we run hoes for all they loot
And when my money ain't right yo
Believe we down to shoot
Everyday what, different bitch
And at least once a month, my whole enterage switch
Hands down muthafuckas case closed
Psychopathic rydas got all the hoes
Who got more hoes than us? (don't nobody)
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They call me hektik
Cause the way the pain is interjected
You talk shit you gonna regret it
Fuck it, you said it
Watch your mouth fool
I'm on the move
Time to play
For words you say
One level of pain on display
Bitch back off
Too late your bitch is spread out, you jack off
Keepin you wishing that you was dead off
The planet
Can't understand it? let me explain
All that shit you talked drove me insane
But my brain swells, my ears bleed
And all the bad level of attack is underrated, remember that
Head's get cracked with baseball bats
I love the sound it makes when it pings
I even love it when my ears ring
Stomp on suckers in a second
Leave you with no sign of recollection
Rearrange your whole memory section
Disease, infection, over night I die slowly
Covered in corn stalks, protected by the oak trees
Freeze muthafuck ... Читать дальше »

Welcome everyone
Nate it's good to see you back
People we have a new member today
I'd like you to meet him
He's gonna stand up and tell us
What's going on with him and
What he wants to change about himself
If you will
Ummm hello everybody
My name is violent j
And I'm an axe murderer
(hi violent j)
Ok now remember we all have similar problems
And that's why we're all here
To help each other work them out
Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh
(tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us)
Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else
Think I have a problem and I probably could use help
You know the midnight killer that's been all over tv
I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me
Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night
Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife
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