So what's up man this shit ain't goin down
Trust me, trust me
I know her man itt's gonna go down just be cool, be cool
She's never gonna buy that shit
Trust me
Alright look, then i'ma go in there
And I'm just gonna start freakin that bitch down
She ain't gonna say shit watch
(door opens)
Damn tina you look mighty comfortable laying there naked
You mind if I go ahead and pull my dick out
Oh no, hell no
You like that?
I like to have my face fucked
That really gets me going
And I like what he's doing to me right now
He's stroking my pussy really lightly
Man there's all types of pussy rubbing and shit goin on
What the fuck I'm supposed to do
Fuck my face
Man come on man
This my hook up
Come on man let me get that shit
This is my hook up man get your ass away
Come on man let me fuck her first
This my shit
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Murder, murder, mur...murder
Murder
Murder, murder, mur...murder
Murder
First I plan my escape
Nothing on papes and leave the scene without a trace
I'm lookin' dead in her face
But she don't see me
I'm unnoticed
I head straight to her bedroom window for better focus
Hokus pokus
I see the door's unlocked, I let myself in
Head for her room, with plans of murder and mayhem
There she go, there that bitch lay
Living on this earth to my dismay
Time to pay
Palms are sweaty, I'm about to vomit
I grab the knife out of my belt and jab it in her stomach
Again, and again and now she's screaming like I care
But I could give a fuck less
Before she dies I grab her by her blood soaked hair
And tell her shit's gonna be alright on my end
I'm glad it happened this way
Back in my daughters life again
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Hehe
Hey yo
This this bitch wanna know
Is she a ryda?
Hehehe
R-u-a ryda?
I don't need you all up on my nuts no more
That's what the wrinkles are there for, recognize
Besides you could never ride with us
You'll never slide with us, coincide with us
I been inside your puss so many times it's loopy
I look at you naked my dick goes droopy
Scoop me, shit black truck rolls on
You's a ryda like my name's malone dumb bitch
Hell yeah I'm a ryda
Weed rollin high lighter
Straight up detroit 7 mile east sider
Do you wanna ride with me?
You really ain't a thug, but you tried to be
Riches to rags hopes and your tattooed tears
I'm from the old school I had it hard for years
Psychopathic rydas fool m o b
Foe foe in this bitch, you wanna fuck with me, muthafuckas?
The truck is black
I pulls my gat
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Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket i'ma have a run
In the maze (whoooo!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Don't just leave me lost and blown away
In the maze (whoooo!)
Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm jeff nipple
And I'm jimbo jizm
Welcome to the dark carnival's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Let's meet today's volunteer
This is rick
We like to call him rick the dick
Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Let's see how mr. toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
What up bitch? I'm violent j
I'll be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
Make a left just before you make a right
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If I licked your pussy
Would you suck my dick?
I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks
Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out
Cause I'm the old school pervert
You know what I be all about
I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips
And some nice hips
A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits
Baby you're the bomb
And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy
And you be havin niggas down to be down like brandy
Well what I wanna know are you a freak?
Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep?
Move, what I gotta prove girl?
You heard the song your pussy is my weakness
And I'm feelin cock strong
Like he-man, so who do I be man?
You callin me sick
But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl
After she sucked my dick
Playin role games, when my dick swang
I'll be indiana bones in the temple of poontang
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Meat cleaver

Yeah
(what's that)
Myzery(word up)
Twiztid(yeah)
And the insane clown posse(know what I'm sayin? )
Forming a 50 foot voltron on your ass
Your worst nightmares couldn't fuck with this
Run that shit
I'm rollin with the psychopathic
Make a move, and shit gets drastic
Leavin mutherfuckers in caskets
Or wrapped in reynolds plastic
Cause we psychosomatic and schizophrenic lunatics
Holding my balls we know
Which engulfs the tip of my dick
We real sick bitch, run and tell a friend
Twiztid in at the beginning
Means of the beginning of the end
The world dealt me a healthy hand of pain and lies
And you can see the hate in my eyes it's no surprise
It ain't shit bitch believe that
Suckers claiming they paid
They can't even handle they weed tax
I leave tracks like a needle
You phony as the 5th beetle
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Galacto inspector do you read me?
Yes captain.
Status?
Completed.
Your mission was to land on the dirtball and explore it thoroughly.
You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the dirtball,
And study peoples life styles.
Their general habits of living in their strange society.
Yes.
Have you done that galacto inspector?
Yes I have captain.
Very well, may we have your report?
A strange place this dirtball is
A lot of guns a lot of rich folks spitting on bums
A lot of hoodlums
These are just the bums that are really pissed off
Why? probably cuz they been ripped off by the system
Cops, they ride around in little cars
And throw folks behind bars, like little jars.
They supposed be there just to serve and protect,
But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks.
Then they got the higher ups they call judges, and they rule the land. < ... Читать дальше »

Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss insane clown posse and twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about slim anus
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is slim anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (can I have the attention of your ass? )
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like anus?
I let dr. dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which backstreet boy I wanna impregnate?
Dr. dre said slim shady you a cutie (uh huh)
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The underworld watches in horror
As this marks the day that
3 of america's most notorious outlaws
Will be executed for their crimes
Together the states of michigan and california
Will conduct the executions behind prison walls
The 3 prisoners are set to be executed by 3 separate methods
Electric chair, hanging, and firing squad
Midnight tonight will mark the first execution
Death waits in my cell I can smell him
Somebody tell him that I still breathe, leave
I'm alive I'll never see 25
Yet still I can feel, I'm real
When it all happened I was in the lime light
News, camera, gaven killer stamina
Another year I'm here but forgotten
Skin is rotting feeling old, cold
Motherfucker in a robe gonna sentence me to die in a metal chair
Fizzle my nut hair
Bad enough I'll be dead
Yet I'm tryin to figure out a way
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You don't know how we do things
Shut the door and don't fuckin say shit
I'ma bust you, gimme that fuckin wrench
I'm gonna crack this fuckin kid in the skull
Listen here motherfucker you don't know how we do things
You shut the fuck up
Look some motherfuckers don't play that shit
I'm one of them motherfuckers
Don't fuck with me
I'm warning you what the
Don't fuck with me, you cocksucker
Shut, shut up
I transcend
And get you through the grape vines
Rappers is dime a dozen
Like your cars and train times
This is the shit
I'm not the ordinary prick
I holla it, step back jack
Or collide with two fist blam!
To your chin blam!
To your skull
Now tell me who the brother with the biggest balls rising
From here to reno pesky like a mosquito
Tougher than scarface so call me al pacino
Wishing like skeeto to meet the beatles
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