Yeah, hehehe
Hahaha
Hey yo j
What's up player?
You know they don't like juggalos over there
Right
$50 bucks says you don't get nothin
Man, let me tell you somethin
Check this out (what up? )
It might sound shady
But I fuck a rich hoe named grady
They call her that cause her hair is blue
She's one of them rebellious rock chicks too
Anyway she has a big hoop in her neden
Rings, chains, needles, pins, and things
Tatoos it might sound fierce
But I swear to God the bitch gots her butthole pierced
She told me she liked it rough
I'm like straight
First thing she did was punch me in the face
I'm about to plant one to her jaw
Before I could she was tonging my balls
Oooooh whadablah I dropped my weapon
Looked down and my nuts was kicksteppin
We was butt naked all over the floor
It felt weird though cause we was at the faygo ... Читать дальше »

Ain't that about a hoot
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww
Let me tell you my thelma lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but pa
Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, them fuckin red neck
Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
Violent j gonna step to that red ass neck
Bitch you're a red neck
But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step
I never met a southern belle cowpolk
And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk
Bitch I can't believe that
Everytime you smile you look like cactus jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
Bitch I knows you's a freak
Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch
I don't squar ... Читать дальше »

Welcome to the dark carnival.
Violent j
Shaggy 2 dope
The insane clown posse
Will live forever...
(live forever) join us
(live forever) follow me
(live forever) carnival awaits us
(live forever) take my hand
(live forever) take my hand
(live forever) shangri la
(live forever) live forever
(live forever)
Here go another clown song, freaky and weird
I'm still preachin -- I'm like noah without the beard
I'm tryin a spread the facts that I know fo sho
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freak show
It's alright, tho, there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, I can promise you this --
You'll never hear us laugh about the typical bullshit
Livin - all the money they got
All the ice they wear and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive --
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[violent j]
This goes out to that special someone in my life
Oh we all have somebody special, this is for them

I like ice cream, cherry pie
And lemon aid with summer freeze
I like rainbows, leafy trails
And puppy dogs with bumble bees
I like cotton candy gum
And bumper cars at carnivals
Golden skies and hazel eyes
And sand in-between my toes...but

(chorus)
Somethin' tells me that I hate you!
Somethin' tells me I must kill you!

[shaggy 2 dope]
You ain't shit but a sluty ass motherfucking slut you fucking whore!
I fucking hate you!

[violent j]
I like birthday candle cakes, and titty shakes with silicone
Secret whispers and delok sisters
And apple dips, ginger bread homes
Faking chills they give me thrills
And nyquil pills they make me smile
Hershey kisses and happinesses
Something so blessin' yet all the while

(chorus)

[shaggy ... Читать дальше »

(I think it's the heart's desire for every person in america and canada
To succeed.) worldwide, yeah. (success is one thing that's the motivating force
Behind many men.) amen. (and tonight, I want to speak in a way that you'll
Realize that God ordained every one of his creations to be successful.)

Look at this millionare -- suave, definitely paid
Lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top grade
Bitches blowin up phones, I walk by, never lie, I'm the type of guy
With sparkles in my eye
Roll in my bmw, never take the truck with your kid
Who? what? where? over there ruby, diamond sinclare, looky there
Everywhere I stay flossin them things
I'm like bang bling bling blang chingy bling blang
What the fuck, bitch? hurry up and suck!
Move along, c'mon, until it's gone
Get the fuck out the room, I'm rollin chrome
700 spoke, whicky whicky what
Keep your hungry mouth shut, cause ... Читать дальше »

Occasionally, the overwhelming temptation to reach
The pinnacle of the pop music genre, will reduce even
The most deplorable examples of the underground music scene
To attempt to change their so-called artistic endeavours, in a
Vain attempt to appeal to the public at large.
Behold, the metamorphisis:

Uh, fuck platinum, platinum just ain't enough
We need more money, more house and cars and stuff
I'm sick of juggalos, I want them other hoes
I want them shitty hoes, you get with radio and videos
We'll do whatever it takes to get some air play
We'll make that bounce shit, triple our sales and pay
Yeah, come on shaggy. what? follow my lead. let's go.
It's time we change our shit up to get what we need. come on.

Uh, radio play!
Yo! yo! come on and ride me, ride me,
Pull! pull!! come on and hide me, hide me,
Cat black(? ) I'm gonna grow(? ) one, gold one,
Club cat(? ) you wa ... Читать дальше »

Why? why do these questions come to mind
When the answer is just so far away?
The questions I ask myself everyday

[verse 1: shaggy + j, back and forth]
Why? everytime I reach for the sky, I can only reach so high, why?
Why? everytime I headbutt a brick wall, I always crack my skull, why?
Why? everytime I stab somebody, I'm always gettin my clothes bloody, why?
Why? everytime I drive down the wrong of the street,
Everybody wanna beep, why?
Why? everytime I bunk and I sell rock, I wind up in a cell block, why?
Why? everytime I shoot somebody in the face, pigs get to chase, why?
Why? everytime I drink a little gasoline, I shit my splein, why?
Why? when I try to fly like a birdy
I wind up on a gurdy, dead tell me why

Chorus - repeat 2x
Won't you tell me why? someone tell me why?
Jesus tell me why? I was born to fly

[verse 2]
Why? everytime I swallow a flathead nail, my neck ... Читать дальше »

I love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but
I love my axe

My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk
Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh
Me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back
Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack
My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him
Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

[chorus 2x:]
Everybody everybody everybody run
Murdering murdering murdering fun
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop

My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs
Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns
My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry
Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye

[tylenol interlude]

My axe is my buddy, don't take him ... Читать дальше »

I gotta tell him..
I gotta be a man and handle my business..
I know he's gonna hate me..
Ahhh I gotta call him

What up dogg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you we been down for while, right?
We been here and there we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didn't mean nothing by it, i'ma make this quick
I gave your mama this dick

I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please don't hate me, I never said I lov ... Читать дальше »

Aint nobody jealous
Everybody has they own
Nobody locked up
Everybody
Everybody is free to roam
Look at that scrubby (jus chillin)
Wit a hottie on his side
Look at them rich kids, poor kids
Everybody
Together on the same side
And they down to ride

Lets go all the way
(lets go all the way)
Lets go all the way
Lets go high high high
Lets go all the way

Aint nobody left out
Everybody gets to go
It could never be too crowded
Come on
We still pickin up some mo'
Dont nobody hate you, playa hate you
There ain't no hate at all
Gotta hold out thier hands and catch you
They'll catch you
And they never will let you fall
You ain't gotta worry all day long

Lets go all the way
(lets go all the way)
Lets go all the way
Lets go high high high
Lets go all the way

Never no sickness
No sic ... Читать дальше »